i'm 19 years old and I want pussy!

[Cakekilla]

i don't want a girlfriend, i just want ass. i want pure sexual experiences. now this isn't to say that said sexual experiences can't happen more than once with the same person, in fact i encourage this. i'm just saying i don't want to meet your parents, i don't want to buy you presents, i just want to fuck.

the dilemma is going about this. i'm a fairly quiet kid who doesn't really holler too much, but this last week has sealed that this will never work, and treating a girl like a queen just ain't gonna cut it. i was talking to a friend of mine and she said she usually hooks up with black dudes more (she and i are both white) cuz a lot of 'em are just honest sexually. it's not "you wanna go out later" it's "girl i will eat your pussy." so therein lies my dilemma.

will this work? if i approach a girl on campus and tell her i'd like to go down on her will a fair amount of these girls be down to play? i recognize that i'll get slapped a few times out of this, but this seems like a good way to achieve a goal. if you tell X number girls this and you get Y amount of phone numbers and Z actually are down to play, I'm still doing a whole lot better than I am now even if X and Y are much bigger than Z.

so fellas, does this work? and ladies, when you were in college and if you're in college now, what would your response have been?

i'm not a bad guy here. i just want some damn play.

[cb]

Talk to Christina

[Hollywood]

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[Dirtay Postmistress]

Damn!!!!!!!

Take a girl out to dinner a few times.......then you might get some.

Those lines won't work unless you are extremely good looking.

I would slap you if you said that to me.
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[elray]

what a great post! graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif

[Cakekilla]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Clint Black Fan Club:
Talk to Christina<hr></blockquote>

Whos Christina?

Fuck dinner, I aint wasting no money, Perkins at best!

[Hollywood]

Christina is a Classy Hoe you gunna hafta wine and dine that girl if you some!! Werd!

[Mr. Grouchface]

cheap ass...
you sound like the bus driving child molester type.

[The Vesh]

Don't holler on campus, holler at a club or a party. Most girls on campus get scared when a random guy comes up and talks to them. Try the mall, girls go to the mall dressed up to get hollered at.
Don't say you will go down on them, that's desperate.
If you do get a girl over to your crib, don't smoke weed with them. Have some drinks.
Confidence is the key.

[Dirtay Postmistress]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Asbestos:
cheap ass...
you sound like the bus driving child molester type.<hr></blockquote>

haha......know dat.

I can tell you're 19! graemlins/lol.gif

[Hype*]

ahhhh leave the kid alone at least he was honest....lol... graemlins/lol.gif

[Emily]

Vesh is spittin p-i-m-p-ology...he makes good points.

Cakekilla, for 19 you seem to have a very mature stance on sex. Admirable if you ask me, so many people are just dumb about sex. I actually just read an article about this, I think it was in the April issue of Mademoiselle. It touched on several couples who had sex only relationships, and from what I read it seemed to be very healthy for them.

I DO NOT think that you will have an easy time finding a partner for your plan though. I know that a good majority of people are too scared of their sexuality to be okay with no strings attached. I would recommend that you should concentrate on women who are not as young as you. You could probably find a 28-30 year old woman who is HOT, confident enough to handle it, discreet and shit, she may teach you some things. There's a stigma about personal ads, but I know a couple women who fall into that category who have placed them. And it's only because they don't want to go through the hassle of a full blown relationship and it's not comfortable to meet someone and say, "Hi, you're pretty cute, I'd like to have sex with you." Face it, relationships are difficult, and sex doesn't have to be.

You know what I love? I love that there's going to be people who read this response and think "Oh my lord, that girl is a whore." But I guarantee I've bagged less people than most women my age. And it's not because I'm ugly.

Don't listen to anyone bashing you, they're just mad because they use sex as a tool to feel loved.

At the Legends show someone I'd met only once before told me that he wanted to take me home and munch...I regret not letting him, I get a little squirmy recalling it now. And it sounded NOTHING like desperate.

[ March 28, 2003: Message edited by: Emily ]</p>

[The Vesh]

You do have a point Emily. I don't know a guy who wouldn't take an offer from a girl offering head. It's probably the same either way. But I ask this question of you and any of the wonderfully outspoken ladies on this board, if a guy goes down on you, do you feel he's obligated reciprocation or sex, cause I'm sure he feels that way. Can a guy just be happy with giving oral sex with nothing in return? Oh, and for the haters, not me. Hell NO!

[Dirtay Postmistress]

Ummm......I don't know too many 28 year woman that would be interested in having sex with an inexperienced 19 year old. (ahh, maybe you are) I'm only 24 that sounds like a.......umm....short night. ;)

[Emily]

What's the not me hell NO about?

I find it very difficult not having sex after, but not because I feel obligated, because I feel like continuing, usually oral doesn't finish me off. So I'd say that yeah, a guy should expect sex. On the other hand, I normally won't give head after receiving. And I kind of like the idea of ONLY pleasing the other person - I don't require return for giving head.

Now this situation at the Legends show...he only wanted to give and made that very clear. I'm kicking myself right now.

[Hollywood]

Well Said Emily!!

[Emily]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Dirtay Postmistress:
Ummm......I don't know too many 28 year woman that would be interested in having sex with an inexperienced 19 year old. (ahh, maybe you are) I'm only 24 that sounds like a.......umm....short night. ;) <hr></blockquote>

I'm 24. I simply said that I do know lots of women who are my age and older and have been in relationships turned sour, most of them aren't looking for a boyfriend and have settled for no sex. LEMME tell ya, a 19 year old eager to learn is probably much more fun than a 30 year old who has never cared to.

[Mr. Grouchface]

nevermind... none of my bizznass.

[ March 28, 2003: Message edited by: Asbestos ]</p>

[Christina]

Clint Black Fan Club- "Talk to Christina"

Excuse me?

Hollywood- "Christina is a Classy Hoe you gunna hafta wine and dine that girl if you some!! Werd!"

So I'm a hoe now? What's the word on the street about me, for real?

[Emily]

I was referring to not taking him up on his offer. But I wasn't totally serious.

It wasn't a Legend!! I know all sorts of stories about them boys. When I told them I did, they weren't very happy - funny stuff (but I think Sunspot hates me.) I do think that PSC rubbed one off that night, he was getting pretty confortable with some girl.

It was just odd, no one's ever been that in-your-face with me. I think that the fact that he had the balls to say it was the biggest thing.

[ March 29, 2003: Message edited by: Emily ]</p>

[Mr. Grouchface]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Emily:
I do think that PSC rubbed one off that night, we was getting pretty confortable with some girl.<hr></blockquote>

some girl=chelsie mae???

[Emily]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Asbestos:


some girl=chelsie mae???<hr></blockquote>

Your guess is as good as mine, I don't know who she was.

I do know that all my girls were safely tucked in to my whip when I left. Okay, maybe not safely, I hit a pole trying to get out of the alley but they were all there. Fun times that night!! Woooooweeeee...

[Mr. Grouchface]

redheaded girl... another one of jaybees favorites. speakin of which... JAYBEE IF YOU SEE THIS, CHELSIE TRIED TO HOLLATCHA THE OTHER WEEKEND.

that whole bustin nuts in bras took place after the liks "x-o experience tour" were at the end of the show some kid i think almost died from liqour poisoning at the rear of 1st ave. almost wanted to holla "tiiiiiiiiiiimbeeeeeeer" when the kid was going down. never seen a black kid turn green before... he looked like he was in a world of hurt.

i got other stories about them LLC cats...
good shows though... they just livin the life of the rockstar groupie snatchas!

[mikus]

Have u ever tried the butt????
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[jamiel]

emily you're in a world of hurt now... i guarantee at least 4 dudes you sort of know read this, and will say something foul to you in the next 3 weeks...

most likely at the gasthof this wednesday for pigeon john... and gangster rap kareoke...

-j

[Emily]

Yeah, I know - nothing I can't handle...I can be pretty clever, too. I think I may hafta get drunk on Weds, Jilly B is in town, we're gonna get goofy.

Hey, Esco is the butt question directed towards me?

[mikus]

Emily if u want it to be it can be arranged..
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[jamiel]

emily you know i got your back on wednesday

[The Vesh]

Emily, what I meant is that I would not just eat the cooch and be on my way. Foreplay goes both ways, know what I mean. But, if that guy was talking about giving and not recieving, maybe you should be kicking yourself. graemlins/lol.gif
You's a playa! Can I get some tips?

[Passing Glimpse]

Vesh-Son what are you thinking? Asking a girl for pointers on how to be a player....WHAT?! That's just gonna ruin your game!!


Holla!!!

[Patrick Bateman]

Playas suck be real, fuck the dumb shit! graemlins/mischievous.gif

[Hollywood]

Christina, its all in good taste, yo i dont know nothin about some werd bout u on the street...

[Christina]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Patrick Bateman:
Playas suck be real, fuck the dumb shit! graemlins/mischievous.gif <hr></blockquote>

That 's what I like to hear.

[Emily]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by The Vesh:
Emily, what I meant is that I would not just eat the cooch and be on my way. Foreplay goes both ways, know what I mean. But, if that guy was talking about giving and not recieving, maybe you should be kicking yourself. graemlins/lol.gif
You's a playa! Can I get some tips?<hr></blockquote>


I see, I see. Sorry, I'm about as far from a playa as it gets man, I can't even functionally date...but joo no, I don't care. I got friends, that's enough right now.


Esco, I think you're the playa! I bet your real life balls are quite a bit smaller than your message board ones. Come see me on Weds, I'll sick my big brother Mission Control on your ass!!! graemlins/huh.gif

BTW, thanks J, but I think you're still busy keeping an eye on your friend the creep. graemlins/lol.gif

[mikus]

Emily I'm not a player i just crush alot.. Jus playin girl damn u gettin all defensive on my ass, i'll meet ya on wednesday, just name the place an time.. tongue.gif tongue.gif

[RaskalJay]

All aside, I guess its god to be honest about what you want and shit...But you really shouldnt come on that strong, makes ya seem creepy...

I agree with whoever told ya to holler at clubs and the like....The women there are a little less reserved for that kinda action....Alcohol and other mind altering substances usually play a part, but always always make sure its consensual...Dont wanna end up Cell Block Sally...

I hope after a while you will learn that your path is a false and empty one....
J-13

[The Vesh]

The ladies are the biggest playas of them all! Can't no man say that they know everything there is to know about a woman.
I want the inside info. Nobody's game is perfect, it can always be refined.
Holla at me!

[Hollywood]

Well did anybody get any this weekend?

[Emily]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Passing Glimpse:
Vesh-Son what are you thinking? Asking a girl for pointers on how to be a player....WHAT?! That's just gonna ruin your game!!


Holla!!!<hr></blockquote>

Who better to ask?? I suppose you'd have to hope that the girl you are asking isn't a shady one.

[Hollywood]

And who better to know all the answers

[Christina]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Emily:


Who better to ask?? I suppose you'd have to hope that the girl you are asking isn't a shady one.<hr></blockquote>

So Emily, could we please move past the animosity that we seem to have between us?

[Emily]

Christina - I don't have any animosity towards you, next time we're at the same place find me, I'll buy you a drink.


Esco, I was playin! Have we met?

[Patrick Bateman]

Aw isnt that sweet?? I like two people coming together to KILL the noise!! Thats the real ish! graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/yes.gif Wait....did I say kill? hhhmmm

[Diggla]

I'll have a double - homicide that is. graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif

[Mr. Grouchface]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Emily:
I bet your real life balls are quite a bit smaller than your message board ones.<hr></blockquote>

generally they call people with no balls women...
playin with your labia folds aint gonna get you far.

[confusedkitty]

That was way too graphic!

[Hollywood]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Asbestos:


playin with your labia folds aint gonna get you far.<hr></blockquote>


BWAAHAHAHAHAHA Labia Folds...damn i think there are more than a few

[Mr. Grouchface]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hollywood:
BWAAHAHAHAHAHA Labia Folds...damn i think there are more than a few<hr></blockquote>

so would that make it labia foldseses?

damn... suckas be sportin moose knuckles like its open season. forealdo... suckas need to let them testies descend and get off the estrogen shots.

talk is cheap. so is hooks with loose lips and no juevos.

[Emily]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Asbestos:
talk is cheap. so is hooks with loose lips and no juevos.[QUOTE)

HA!!! Freakin hilarious!

[Mr. Grouchface]

i dont know why, but i've always found this eminem line to be really dumb but rather clever...

"talk is cheap, motherfucker if you really feelin froggish leap."

[stp shorty]

back to the original question...

how would a female react to the proposition of some nice freakin'...?

we SLAP a dude. but if it were the other way around...girl would be deemed the second cuming of christ...

[HUSTLER]

Originally posted by CaKeKiLlA:
i don't want a girlfriend, i just want ass. i want pure sexual experiences. now this isn't to say that said sexual experiences can't happen more than once with the same person, in fact i encourage this. i'm just saying i don't want to meet your parents, i don't want to buy you presents, i just want to fuck.

the dilemma is going about this. i'm a fairly quiet kid who doesn't really holler too much, but this last week has sealed that this will never work, and treating a girl like a queen just ain't gonna cut it. i was talking to a friend of mine and she said she usually hooks up with black dudes more (she and i are both white) cuz a lot of 'em are just honest sexually. it's not "you wanna go out later" it's "girl i will eat your pussy." so therein lies my dilemma.

will this work? if i approach a girl on campus and tell her i'd like to go down on her will a fair amount of these girls be down to play? i recognize that i'll get slapped a few times out of this, but this seems like a good way to achieve a goal. if you tell X number girls this and you get Y amount of phone numbers and Z actually are down to play, I'm still doing a whole lot better than I am now even if X and Y are much bigger than Z.

so fellas, does this work? and ladies, when you were in college and if you're in college now, what would your response have been?

i'm not a bad guy here. i just want some damn play. what are you, gay?

[cliff snotes]

no, he's just spittin some of that 2003 game.

[holla back]

this man may be on to somethin hahaha


i have to say i re read all this shite and i think emily has got by far the best take on this situation

props to her and props to this kid for comming out in the open with this shit haha even though it sounds pretty pathetic i can sypathize with this kid..some times all i wanna do is just fuck thats it ya know? none of the bullshit games and it is damn hard to find another (attractive) female partner who wants the same thing as me

[ October 05, 2005, 11:35 PM: Message edited by: tragic magic ]

[MAD BIRD]

alright mr. cakeater, you came on this board with like no posts (as far as i know) balls out and all (very risky) go up to girls in this fashion, yes thats right... go up to some silly broad with your balls hangin out your ykk zipper from the khakis you got from kohls (cause thats where i got the khakis im wearing know) and tell her you'll lick her sweet thang... better yet tell her to suck you off... and no shit this will work... and since you have enough balls to post that personal shit on du... you certainly have big enough balls that she couldn't say no.... females like huge balls right?

[HUSTLER]

i'm sorry, i actually just read this dudes post...wow, give yourself a round of applause seriously.

[YOU MAD]

its funny because that was the title for my autobiography.

[BiggPappa]

OK OP (original poster) I have a plan for you:

From one player er I mean man to another. I am a few years older than you, so I've learned a little bit.

1.) Hang out out the Triple Element. Err I mean Fifth Element, although Triple Rock is another scene worth diving into. You are going to have to buy some CDs from the cool people that post on this board; ask around if you don't know who has CDs for sale there yet, however. It's ok, you have school loans to pay for it and shit, Get into the hip-hop game; get living at a house with some turntables and whatnot, get good enough at them to look like you know what you're doing.

It's all about setting, you hear? You need to have a better "elevator story" than the next guy in line who is hitting on the hot chick. Because there is plenty of competition for the quality females who really are the ones worth working on.

So I can't give away all of the secrets without you paying me, because this advice is worth straight cash homey. Be creative, innovative, don't be shy, nice guys finish last, do a lot of situps; don't smoke weed or drink too much when you want to get laid, listen a lot and ask a lot of questions of your "customer" AKA prospective head-giver, and always be nice, you hear? Because She has either a brother or a dad or a cousin or a big, strong friend who will chase your punk ass 19 year old ass down and pound the fuck out of you if you aren't!