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Drea
2003-10-15, 12:03 AM
Out of town, working late, and couldn't sleep anyway, so......

1)Bateman vs. Kimball
2)Hype vs. LL
3)Jay Bee vs. Big Jay Bee
4)Typical MPLS Resident vs. Try-D in a emcee battle
5)JohnnyCockRing vs. Buttsexx
6)Crazylovergirl vs. Try-D, Ghetto Blaster, LL, Substance, Jay Bee, _________ <<<<Insert name here, on X (BANGHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR!!!)
7)Christina vs. Afroteck on white issues
8)Suge-Knight straight out of Penn vs. Vanilla Ice gagged and tied
9)Blatant vs. Everybody
10)Dirtypostmisstress vs. Anna J
11)IHATEHIPHOPANDIHATEYOU vs. Hip-Hop
12)White hop vs. Black hop
13)Backpackers vs. Target and Wal-Mart’s
14)Kobe Bryant vs. the 'girls' Daddy
15)George W Bush vs. Everyone who would like to kick his ass (limit to one kick or hit per person....gotta have a little humanity)
16) Whiskey the Sexx Symbol vs. a bottle of Jack Daniels
17) Eazy E vs. Dr Dre (beef days)
18) Am-gyno-free-exams vs. the figina of fat Carnie Wilson
19) The SOURCE vs XXL
20) Beat Box vs. 2The Break of Dawn
21) Sherm Penn vs. Bart Bluntz
22) Brother Ali vs. a Strong Black Man
23) New MC vs. the hostile guy from the MW battle in a super soaker contest
24) Snoop Dogg vs. Clark Bent in a blow out contest......were da weed at???!!!
25) JayBee vs. ICandy, Natural Element, and Christina (Game, Set, Match)
26) graemlins/urrr.gif vs. graemlins/rofl.gif
27) graemlins/devil.gif vs. graemlins/bandit.gif
28) Lil Kim vs. Biggies' Momma
29) Kweenie vs. MPLSYOUNGIN'
30) Tasha vs. Ignorant people
31) Sonra vs. Cleopatra in best thread fight potential

graemlins/peace.gif

Hype*
2003-10-15, 12:13 AM
lol....i think i can take Hype* i know his weakspots...
funny post... :D

Blatant
2003-10-15, 01:50 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Drea:
9)Blatant vs. Everybody
<hr></blockquote>

word!

"Bring Em On!"

Big Jay Bee
2003-10-15, 02:20 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Drea:
22) Brother Ali vs. a Strong Black Man
<hr></blockquote>

ha11ah

Dirtay Postmistress
2003-10-15, 03:34 AM
someone has been paying close attention...like whoa.

Diggla
2003-10-15, 08:03 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Drea:

4)Typical MPLS Resident vs. Try-D in a emcee battle <hr></blockquote>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - U must want it to be an all out slaughter.

DaPope
2003-10-15, 08:40 AM
Pope J To tha P thinks drea is rockin it,rockin it!!!!

http://www.catholic.net/RCC/POPE/pics/pope14.gif

substance
2003-10-15, 08:50 AM
I have to say you pay some damn good attention....

The pope even likes you.......

It's Substance vs. The whole damn Board

Substance

cb
2003-10-15, 09:05 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Drea:
6)Crazylovergirl vs. Try-D, Ghetto Blaster, LL, Substance, Jay Bee, _________ &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;Insert name here, on X (BANGHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR!!!)
<hr></blockquote>

DANG girl! When did I miss that sale for that pussy? I didn't know crazygirl was a slut like that? I will give ya some dick also! graemlins/lol.gif

Clint Black Fan Club/Jay Bee v.s Assgaytoast graemlins/fight.gif

substance
2003-10-15, 09:09 AM
I'm a slut,I sleep with myself every night.


Substance

Dirtay Postmistress
2003-10-15, 10:08 AM
i can't believe anyone can remember me as Da Dirtay Postmistress....i kicked that bitches ass....fuckin' hoebag.

;)

Afroteck
2003-10-15, 10:12 AM
graemlins/lol.gif 7)Christina vs. Afroteck on white issues graemlins/lol.gif

Well off hippie girls from the burbs don't know anything about the struggle, urban culture and race. This wouldn't even be a contest.

crazylovergrl
2003-10-15, 10:17 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Drea:
Out of town, working late, and couldn't sleep anyway, so......

6)Crazylovergirl vs. Try-D, Ghetto Blaster, LL, Substance, Jay Bee, _________ &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;Insert name here, on X (BANGHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR!!!)
<hr></blockquote>


hahahaha someone does pay fuckin' close attention... lol... i'd kick all of their asses...

fuckers

DaPope
2003-10-15, 10:19 AM
The Pope says I don't think they are talking about kicking ass.They are talking about getting ass.

Come to Sunday School

http://www.catholic.net/RCC/POPE/pics/pope14.gif

Pope J To tha P

cb
2003-10-15, 10:22 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by crazylovergrl:



hahahaha someone does pay fuckin' close attention... lol... i'd kick all of their asses...

fuckers<hr></blockquote>

So whats up? We gonna fuck or what? PM me and we can connect!

Diggla
2003-10-15, 10:26 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Clint Black Fan Club:


DANG girl! When did I miss that sale for that pussy? I didn't know crazygirl was a slut like that? I will give ya some dick also! graemlins/lol.gif
<hr></blockquote>

There was a sale?

Awwwwwwww man did i miss out.

naturalelement
2003-10-15, 10:26 AM
game, set, match...sht evn 1:1 i'd kill him...been thr, done tht. a punk. but yea, tht was all in good fun and now thr's no fun to b had....violence, no good....stay clr of ppl i'd like choke.

looks like gyno's facin a toughie.

no subs, i'ma a slut...i sleep w/ various friends nearly evry nght...hahahaaa.

Diggla
2003-10-15, 10:28 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by crazylovergrl:



hahahaha someone does pay fuckin' close attention...<hr></blockquote>

Naw some people just shooting they mouth off to fucking much.....whut a shame your a lame.

substance
2003-10-15, 10:31 AM
I slept with eveyone on the board.Just ask them.....All at the same time.

That's what I heard anyway....Wish I could remember it.

PS Natural Element-What's my good news?

Substance

Afroteck
2003-10-15, 10:33 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Drea:
Out of town, working late, and couldn't sleep anyway, so......
6)Crazylovergirl vs. Try-D, Ghetto Blaster, LL, Substance, Jay Bee, _________ &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;Insert name here, on X (BANGHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR!!!)

Okay, I have to ask this? Is this girl like the official DUNation hoe or something? I mean come on! This is some shit! I knew there were a few on the Rhymesayer board back in the day. But shit. I would get my holler on but im married. graemlins/lol.gif

substance
2003-10-15, 10:35 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Afroteck:
quote:
Originally posted by Drea:
Out of town, working late, and couldn't sleep anyway, so......
6)Crazylovergirl vs. Try-D, Ghetto Blaster, LL, Substance, Jay Bee, _________ &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;Insert name here, on X (BANGHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR!!!)

Okay, I have to ask this? Is this girl like the official DUNation hoe or something? I mean come on! This is some shit! I knew there were a few on the Rhymesayer board back in the day. But shit. I would get my holler on but im married. graemlins/lol.gif <hr></blockquote>

I SERIOUSLY AM ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONE MORE FUCKIN TIME.I HAVEN'T TOUCHED HER.

DAMN!!!!!

Substance

tonsofun
2003-10-15, 10:35 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Clint Black Fan Club:


So whats up? We gonna fuck or what? PM me and we can connect!<hr></blockquote>

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/hititbush.jpg

naturalelement
2003-10-15, 10:37 AM
good thngs come to those who r patient. b patient. i ALREADY told u antsy pants, it's NOT my plc to say.

chk p.m.'s.

also subs, u may of slept w/ evry1 on the brd, but i've slept w/ evry dj, mc, b-boy and evn a few b-grls...apprntly. the only thng is, i've jst crackd dbl digits recntly....funny how tht wrks. yea, REAL funny.

naturalelement
2003-10-15, 10:40 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Substance:


I SERIOUSLY AM ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONE MORE FUCKIN TIME.I HAVEN'T TOUCHED HER.

DAMN!!!!!

Substance<hr></blockquote>

hahahahaaaaa. take a deep breath kid, rumours keep the lame entrtaind.

tonsofun
2003-10-15, 10:43 AM
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/hitithippoanim.gif

Diggla
2003-10-15, 10:51 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Clint Black Fan Club:


DANG girl! When did I miss that sale for that pussy? I didn't know crazygirl was a slut like that? I will give ya some dick also! graemlins/lol.gif

Clint Black Fan Club/Jay Bee v.s Assgaytoast graemlins/fight.gif <hr></blockquote>

DAMN ya'll willing to pay for that pleasure?

How bout you go out to the Vu or to the Skyway Lounge and drown your sorrows in a lap dance

substance
2003-10-15, 10:52 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Try-D:


DAMN ya'll willing to pay for that pleasure?

How bout you go out to the Vu or to the Skyway Lounge and drown your sorrows in a lap dance<hr></blockquote>

That work's.......

Substance

crazylovergrl
2003-10-15, 10:57 AM
i'm gonna copyright my name, so i can make hella money off of this board

cha ching!!

if i were all of you drooling idiots, i'd wanna hit it too..

lol

crazylovergrl
2003-10-15, 11:01 AM
LL/blonde jesus/scuba steve/dreah

what did i tell all of you??

tonsofun
2003-10-15, 11:03 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Try-D:


DAMN ya'll willing to pay for that pleasure?

How bout you go out to the Vu or to the Skyway Lounge and drown your sorrows in a lap dance<hr></blockquote>

cause that shit costs money. she will give it up for free!


http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/hititjackblackback-woodly6.jpg

substance
2003-10-15, 11:19 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by middle finger:


cause that shit costs money. she will give it up for free!


http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/hititjackblackback-woodly6.jpg<hr></blockquote>

That pic rocks!!!!

Substance

tonsofun
2003-10-15, 11:20 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by crazylovergrl:


ha ha ha

barney gettin' his freak on

baby bop!!<hr></blockquote>

you know that shit turns you on, go shave and holla at me!

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/beaverstrangerequests.gif

[ October 15, 2003: Message edited by: middle finger ]</p>

substance
2003-10-15, 12:06 PM
I already know who you are.....


Substance

[ October 15, 2003: Message edited by: Substance ]</p>

DaPope
2003-10-15, 12:18 PM
Da Pope says you both are fags......go to Church

http://catholic.net/RCC/POPE/jpii2.gif

Pope J to tha P

Donald Kimbell
2003-10-15, 12:28 PM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Drea:

1)Bateman vs. Kimball
<hr></blockquote>

The Detective has the upperhand in this one. I know who he is, but no one has a clue who I am? For all you know... I am the real killer. I am Patrick Bateman!!!!!!!!!!

tonsofun
2003-10-15, 12:31 PM
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/gofuckyourselfshotgun.jpg

Clark Bent
2003-10-15, 01:13 PM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Drea:24) Snoop Dogg vs. Clark Bent in a blow out contest......were da weed at???!!!
[/QB]<hr></blockquote>

FUCK YEAH!, I'LL TAKE THAT CHALLENGE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME! REMEMBER I LIVE LIFE IN A HIGHSOCIETY!

substance
2003-10-15, 01:18 PM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Clark Bent:


FUCK YEAH!, I'LL TAKE THAT CHALLENGE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME! REMEMBER I LIVE LIFE IN A HIGHSOCIETY!<hr></blockquote>

Let me know if you need a re election in to High Society.....

Hit me up playa

Substance

Kweenie
2003-10-15, 01:51 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Drea:
[29) Kweenie vs. MPLSYOUNGIN'

Why exactly? Is it the age thing? Sweet post though, very entertaining!

Napier
2003-10-15, 02:46 PM
There is some true hatin on dis board.... haha crazylovrgrl is tight as fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no hatin involved heare....

Hype*
2003-10-15, 02:50 PM
ahhhhhh...okay?...wierd post...
graemlins/huh.gif

Blatant
2003-10-15, 02:51 PM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Napier:
There is some true hatin on dis board.... haha crazylovrgrl is tight as fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no hatin involved heare....<hr></blockquote>

so im assuming you'd like to hit it too

Napier
2003-10-15, 02:55 PM
not at all .. one im fifteen... i met jenny not to long ago shes nice as fuck n shes just hella tight...

If it wasn't for her I woulda bugged at the Red Sea but she ws cheerin her ass off... and even tho i was still nervous n spit really whack that night... she helped me out alot and thats priceless ta me...

substance
2003-10-15, 02:59 PM
Yo were you by Unicus and me playin pool?

Substance

Napier
2003-10-15, 03:01 PM
Yia there was 3 of us.... the black one (el) the bigger gorilla one (dave) and me... ahha the lil white one...

iHATEhiphopANDiHATEyou
2003-10-15, 03:51 PM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Drea:

11)IHATEHIPHOPANDIHATEYOU vs. Hip-Hop
<hr></blockquote>

Wow, after all this time... my intense hatred is still imprinted in your memory. That really touches me... in a bad way. I fucking hate you. You fucking suck. Keep my name off your keyboards or you will all face my wraith. Your excellent observance makes me sick. You are most likely a soccer terrorist.

Diggla
2003-10-15, 03:54 PM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Substance:


http://www.crack-cocaine.org/img/crack_bag.jpg

http://www.crack-cocaine.org/img/cracktools.jpg
<hr></blockquote>

I agree w/Subs that heres a few fools who need to stay off this shit and while there at it they should treat my name like it's fat disease infested dick and keep it out they mouth

Passing Glimpse
2003-10-15, 04:42 PM
OMG this is sooo hilarious.....IHATEHIPHOPANDI HATEYOU has made an appearance, I thought that you were long gone hater!

This is GREAT! LOLZ !!!

I can't stop laughing this has def made my day! :D

iHATEhiphopANDiHATEyou
2003-10-15, 05:27 PM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Christina:
OMG this is sooo hilarious.....IHATEHIPHOPANDI HATEYOU has made an appearance, I thought that you were long gone hater!

This is GREAT! LOLZ !!!

I can't stop laughing this has def made my day! :D <hr></blockquote>

Oh my... if it is isn't Cuntina herself. You suck I hate you. I have verified your soccer terrorism and will make a note to proceed with further action. Please do everyone a favor and get laid. You are the Anti-Crazylovergirl.

Biatch...

naturalelement
2003-10-15, 06:22 PM
my piks:

1)Bateman vs. Kimball: bateman, cause he's seriously fukd in the head.

2)Hype vs. LL: go lars, go lars...

3)Jay Bee vs. Big Jay Bee: get too drunk, pass out w/ ea othr in a compromising position. pics get postd on the I net, thy both move to anothr country....nvr to be heard frm or seen again.

4)Typical MPLS Resident vs. Try-D in a emcee battle: u win daddy.

5)JohnnyCockRing vs. Buttsexx: uuggg butt sex loses, big time. shts on himslf in the process.

6)Crazylovergirl vs. Try-D, Ghetto Blaster, LL, Substance, Jay Bee, _________ &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;Insert name here, on X (BANGHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR!!!): on X, ddn't thnk dudes cld get it up on X. it's a draw, clgrl gets hrslf off.

7)Christina vs. Afroteck on white issues: playd out, jst leave tht topic alone.

8)Suge-Knight straight out of Penn vs. Vanilla Ice gagged and tied: we find out ice is a contortionst, he gets outta the ties and gags. starts rappn his hard stuff...suge kills him, brags bout it, denies it, thn goes to jail...whr he avrgs gettn ass fukd 3-4 times a day.

9)Blatant vs. Everybody: he'll nvr stop instigatin sht, so ths is null an void.

10)Dirtypostmisstress vs. Anna J: anna siks her cat on dpm, cat scratchs her eyes out. anna gives her a bowl of milk. cat vomits all ovr...poor kitty.

11)IHATEHIPHOPANDIHATEYOU vs. Hip-Hop: obviously hip hop wins, by a landslide. dn't hate.

12)White hop vs. Black hop: wht the fuk?

13)Backpackers vs. Target and Wal-Mart’s: bckpckrs across the wrld, unite an burn all the stores dwn...now whr do i buy razors, socks and hanes v-ncks? screw it, light um up.

14)Kobe Bryant vs. the 'girls' Daddy: kobe loses, real bad. details too gruesome. he ends up w/ triple the stiches she did. no 10 times. his shot is perma screwd, he gets tradd to the wizards. thy bnch him too. his wife starts bangin shaq.

15)George W Bush vs. Everyone who would like to kick his ass (limit to one kick or hit per person....gotta have a little humanity): dies aftr the 8th prson, he's a pussy.

16) Whiskey the Sexx Symbol vs. a bottle of Jack Daniels: whiskey takes the bttl, thn ends up in hcmc w/ alcohol poisoning. recovrs, but w/ a wrechd hangover.

17) Eazy E vs. Dr Dre (beef days): fuk eazy. dre's already did ths fool anyways: will rap for food, hahahahahaaaaa.


18) Am-gyno-free-exams vs. the figina of fat Carnie Wilson: the gyno has lft the buildin, thr's some thngs ppl jst cn't do. carnie is 1 of those thngs.

19) The SOURCE vs XXL: the source showd up 2 hrs late w/ guns. xxl jst ddn't show @ all.

20) Beat Box vs. 2The Break of Dawn: breaka, breaka, can ya hear me?

21) Sherm Penn vs. Bart Bluntz: i mean, bluntz...bluntz have yet to fail me. bluntz it is.

22) Brother Ali vs. a Strong Black Man: dude, seriously....is ths figurative language ur usin, do u jst relate, is it in ur blood??? wht's the deal? bali loses tll we get some clarificatn.

23) New MC vs. the hostile guy from the MW battle in a super soaker contest: new mc soaks dudes crotch area, thn spits bout how dude pissd his pants. dude runs away cryin. ppl point and laugh.

24) Snoop Dogg vs. Clark Bent in a blow out contest......were da weed at???!!! thy get too stoned to continue...thn pass the bowl to me. i win, i win!!

25) JayBee vs. ICandy, Natural Element, and Christina (Game, Set, Match) hahhaaaaa.

26) vs. bad
27) vs. worse
28) Lil Kim vs. Biggies' Momma: lil kim drops out, doesn't wanna break a nail.

29) Kweenie vs. MPLSYOUNGIN': get caught pulling ea. othrs hair and get sent to juvi.

30) Tasha vs. Ignorant people: tasha, obviously tasha.

31) Sonra vs. Cleopatra in best thread fight potential: fght for 5 mins (jst for show), thn go home an make up for 5 days...best post fght activities, for sure.

remembr: violence is not the answer, cn't we all jst get along? haahahaaa.
graemlins/fight.gif no graemlins/peace.gif yes

Drea
2003-10-15, 09:01 PM
I'm glad to see that you guys like my humor.

IHATEHIPHOPANDIHATEYOU, what do you mean by soccer terrorist?

crazylovergrl
2003-10-15, 10:20 PM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by naturalelement:
my piks:


6)Crazylovergirl vs. Try-D, Ghetto Blaster, LL, Substance, Jay Bee, _________ &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;Insert name here, on X (BANGHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR!!!): on X, ddn't thnk dudes cld get it up on X. it's a draw, clgrl gets hrslf off.

<hr></blockquote>

nice............................

graemlins/headphones.gif

substance
2003-10-16, 08:21 AM
http://tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a12/a12.gif

substance

holla back
2004-01-26, 11:36 PM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>but i've slept w/ evry dj, mc, b-boy and evn a few b-grls...apprntly. the only thng is, i've jst crackd dbl digits recntly....funny how tht wrks. yea, REAL funny.[/QB]<hr></blockquote>

you never slept with a graff writer yet? well damn you needa get busy so then you can say you slept with 4 elements of hip hop hahaha

graemlins/browsmiley.gif graemlins/pimp.gif

naturalelement
2004-01-27, 12:43 AM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by holla back:


you never slept with a graff writer yet? well damn you needa get busy so then you can say you slept with 4 elements of hip hop hahaha

graemlins/browsmiley.gif graemlins/pimp.gif <hr></blockquote>

actually hb, my ol boy of 4 yrs graffd since he was 11, but his ma says he was writin on walls since the frst time he hada crayon...or any thng for tht mattr in his hand. so does ths mean i win a prize now? fukn a ridiculous.

holla back
2004-01-27, 11:37 AM
yes actually you do get a prize

haha i wasnt tryin to talk shit i was just making a joke
smile.gif graemlins/peace.gif

Carnage
2004-01-27, 12:29 PM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by naturalelement:


actually hb, my ol boy of 4 yrs graffd since he was 11, but his ma says he was writin on walls since the frst time he hada crayon...or any thng for tht mattr in his hand. so does ths mean i win a prize now? fukn a ridiculous.<hr></blockquote>

We love naturalelement!!!

Got those shirts! What size did you want??

naturalelement
2004-01-27, 03:04 PM
hb, i know u were jokin...the whole prize thng was a joke bck. u knw i cldn't b mad @ ya. by the way, wht's the prize...bttr b good.

carng. feelngs mutual kiddo. size med. good lookn.

KandisKnight
2005-10-05, 03:35 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Had to repost this shit is funny!!!! Christina!!!!!

KandisKnight
2005-10-05, 03:35 PM
Notice it was a winter post...?????

Passing Glimpse
2005-10-05, 04:07 PM
Looks like it was getting close to around this time of year, two year old post!