Clark Bent is havin' a New Years party!

[johnny cockring]

I heard it from a friend, who heard from her friend, who heard from her cousin, who heard from her hair dresser, who heard from her sister, who tag-teamed Clark, with her best lesbian lover, last night. I'm sure as the sunrise that this information is 100% accurate. New Years Eve, after 8pm til everyone falls out or leaves. If you are unfamiliar with the location of Clark Bent's, ritzy, classy, always swingin', female magnitizing, bachelor pad, ask "Whiskey tha sexxx symbol" for directions. ONE

[substance]

I'm down as hell....Just let me know we're recording this time...Holla

Substance

[bobbybrewski]

I'm gonna fuck all the sluts and rape all the prudes

[Jimmy2times]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Substance:
I'm down as hell....Just let me know we're recording this time...Holla

Substance<hr></blockquote>

ay do me a favor and don't take any of my records over thurr. i dont wanna be worrying about em when im all the way over in the east.

thanks

[Clark Bent]

we finna party like its 1999!

..."what ya doin?...just chillin at tha SQUALLIDAY INN!"

...and Substance, we will be recording.

[ December 24, 2003: Message edited by: Clark Bent ]</p>

[Kweenie]

Let's hope that if I stop through I wont be sick like at the Halla-ween party. graemlins/sigh.gif

[Passing Glimpse]

SQUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Imma about to do that dance, hopefully Keena will have made a chip on me by then...LOL


As Will-ass would say:


http://www.boomspeed.com/chrissytina/willous.jpg SQUALLY!!!

[Neurotic]

Damn.. wish I could come. I gotta work.
GRRRRR.

[substance]

It'll go until atleast sun up


Substance

[substance]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Jimmy2times:


ay do me a favor and don't take any of my records over thurr. i dont wanna be worrying about em when im all the way over in the east.

thanks<hr></blockquote>

I already lost your records...Sorry

smile.gif

Substance

[Whiskey The Sexxx Symbol]

I got some medical conditions I am dealing with right now. I am hoping my ear problems shape up here in the next couple days cause its really painful to listen to loud music in my right ear hole... and if a sucka be tryin to mix down some tracks with head phones on it i'd probably lose my hearing.

Ayo foureal doooough... I'm witcha dogg!

Weird shit happened to me the other night. Old Pa Nickel tells me he's seen one of the funniest movies he's seen in a long time on TV the other night. So I asked Pa, "Whadja see?" He was like, "It was about these two black guys that got into Harvard that smoked pot." And I was like, "How High?!?!" Pa was like, "That was it." I am blown away by the fact that Pa actually dug that movie yet has no idea what pot looks or smells like.

Blaze two and get at me in the morning!

[Interest]

Might find a use for another full keg.

[Clark Bent]

^^^^^^^^^^^^ we finna have two kegs, a bunch of bottles of licker, an a case of shempaigne. if yaw gots sum shit to do already, i aint mad, we finna be at it all night. HOLLA!

[RaskalJay]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Christina:
SQUALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Imma about to do that dance, hopefully Keena will have made a chip on me by then...LOL


As Will-ass would say:


http://www.boomspeed.com/chrissytina/willous.jpg SQUALLY!!!<hr></blockquote>

Actually, thats Arnold....

[Interest]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Clark Bent:
^^^^^^^^^^^^ we finna have two kegs, a bunch of bottles of licker, an a case of shempaigne. if yaw gots sum shit to do already, i aint mad, we finna be at it all night. HOLLA!<hr></blockquote>
Alright then, turn down another keg....I see how it is, You can't handle 3?
j/p

If we don't drink it this weekend it'll chill in my trunk, spare tire keg style.

[Diggla]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Clark Bent:
we finna party like its 1999!

..."what ya doin?...just chillin at tha SQUALLIDAY INN!"
<hr></blockquote>

Chex the PM's

[Clark Bent]

shit son i aint know you was finna bring one, come on wit it, we always acceptin a kegger! see ya a the party, HOLLA!

[dexter wigglefoot]

hey can i come by? i promise i won't piss on a chick like i did at a party last new years eve...... graemlins/urrr.gif

[Passing Glimpse]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by dexter wigglefoot:
hey can i come by? i promise i won't piss on a chick like i did at a party last new years eve...... graemlins/urrr.gif <hr></blockquote>

Bwaahahahahahahaha

[substance]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by dexter wigglefoot:
hey can i come by? i promise i won't piss on a chick like i did at a party last new years eve...... graemlins/urrr.gif <hr></blockquote>


Jump in my ride!

Substance

[jenM]

i wanna go! and i may actually be in town.... :eek: :D

[Clark Bent]

RULES OF PARTY...
1. YOU MUST HAVE FUN!
2. NO CIGS IN THE HOUSE
3. NO FREE-BEES, THIS AINT NO SOUP KITCHEN
4. NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE...EXCEPT FEMALES
5. NO GOLDEN SHOWERS
6. NO FIGHTING
7. NO DUNKING ON BASKETBALL RIM
8. NO POLICE
9. NO KIDDIE PORN
10. NO NUNZ, GUNZ, OR DRAMA!!!
...IF THESE RULES ARE NOT COMPLIED WITH YOU WILL BE ASKED POLITELY TO LEAVE, IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE, WE WILL GET MEDEVIL ON YER ASS...SQUALLAY!!!

[Whiskey The Sexxx Symbol]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Clark Bent:
RULES OF PARTY...
9. NO KIDDIE PORN
<hr></blockquote>

Yeah, specially after last time.

11. NO LIVE KIDDIE PORN either.


graemlins/devil.gif graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/devil.gif graemlins/yes.gif

[Clark Bent]

why? what happened last time? what did i miss? shit!, i always miss the good shit.

[Neurotic]

Is this party gunna be going till the sun comes up? If it is.. then I'll be there. I only gotta work until midnight.

[Clark Bent]

this party will go til the 3rd ya heard!?! thats just how we do dat dare. so we see ya afta werk

[6Souls]

if i can find a ride out there, i'll hit eet up.

[Jay Beezda]

WE THE PIZDAMEN, SO PIZDA - LET US IN

[Clark Bent]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by 6Souls:
if i can find a ride out there, i'll hit eet up.<hr></blockquote>

find a ride, shit, steal a car even, BUT HEY IF YOU DO, I HAD NOTHIN TO DO WIT IT, KNOW NOTHIN' BOUT IT, and DONT PARK ON MY BLOCK!!!

SQUALLAY!

[6Souls]

PM me with ya Addy. if i can't find a ride i'll hop a cab. oh and i am bringing my own cups/pitcher. tongue.gif

[Tea Baggin Assassin]

2004... Is the year of the tea bag.

[johnny cockring]

"Thank you calling Disturbing the Peace....you just pressed #7, you have been victimized and introduced to a moral crime called, "tea bagging". We suggest you promtly hang up the phone, beat the ass of any white guys you humg out with last night, and then find and destroy all photos before they appear on the internet, thank you for calling, good luck, good bye."

Whiskeys' done the tea-bag before.

[ December 28, 2003: Message edited by: johnny cockring ]

[ December 28, 2003: Message edited by: johnny cockring ]</p>

[Tea Baggin Assassin]

CB4 inspired me to commit the crimes that I commit based off of lyrics like, "Sweat of my balls".

[naturalelement]

shawn, sorry bout the ride frm WI. hit me up bout the liq, so we can do ths.

breaka the rim, we breaka ur face.

[Captain]

Clark, Checka the PM's homey

[Neurotic]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Clark Bent:
this party will go til the 3rd ya heard!?! thats just how we do dat dare. so we see ya afta werk<hr></blockquote>

ill be there. you gunna give directions to just some people and then they'll give it to others or are you gunna post em.
I gotta know what bus to take. smile.gif

Chelsa- You going girl. We should spend NYE together.
Try- Are Jenny and you going? There's no smoking in the house so itll be ok for her. smile.gif

[Tea Baggin Assassin]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neurotic:


ill be there. you gunna give directions to just some people and then they'll give it to others or are you gunna post em.
I gotta know what bus to take. smile.gif

Chelsa- You going girl. We should spend NYE together.
Try- Are Jenny and you going? There's no smoking in the house so itll be ok for her. smile.gif <hr></blockquote>

IMMA TEA BAG YOU TILL YOU BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!

[Diggla]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neurotic:

Try- Are Jenny and you going? There's no smoking in the house so itll be ok for her. smile.gif <hr></blockquote>

Come on now - just cause Clarky say no smoking dont mean that'll be the case and we all know with a name like High Society that there will be a large amounts of a different kind of Substance(no punn intended)being smoked

[Kweenie]

I have some other shit going on Neurotic, but I will be there for a while. It depends on my mood, but I could show up there for a long time or just stop in for a little bit. It's my last stop of the night though, and that's as much as I know right now...Let's all just hope I have a much better time than I did on halla-ween (I wont bring anyone that will pass out drunk in the chair this time though...)

[Big Sev]

Happy HOLLA-DAYZ!!!!

I'm finna be derrre.... Mad drunk, watch ya girl..... And watch ya gutterrrrzzzzzz.

-Sev graemlins/devil.gif

[Neurotic]

I'll try to be there.
I don't want to go alone.. I don't know anyone.
I don't want to be the loser girl in the corner getting smashed by herself...

[Interest]

Then get smashed with everone else in the middle of the room!

Oh, and "Ayo Shemp!" You got's a full PBR Keg. Check the PM's.

[Mr. Grouchface]

Fuck... Is Shemp even going to be at his own party? Is this kid gonna make it back to the MPLS in time even? I aint heard if the Steve Nash of MPLS street hoops even be back yet.

Damn... Bitches gonna get tea bagged at this event?!?!

[naturalelement]

the btch is bck in town.

evrythngs a go for new yrs...cept the start time. pushn it bck till 9. go thr b4 tht an u may be chilln in the porth.

ass chck ur p.m.'s

[Neurotic]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Interest:
Then get smashed with everone else in the middle of the room!

<hr></blockquote>
Are you going? Hit my cell up tonite if you get a chance. If it says I'm unavaiable... text me.

[dj lickher]

Get drunk. Get fucked.

[jenM]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Interest:
Then get smashed with everone else in the middle of the room!

Oh, and "Ayo Shemp!" You got's a full PBR Keg. Check the PM's.<hr></blockquote>

hey drew - you gonna be there???

[Interest]

Um, ahhh,.....No? j/p, I'mma swing through, with a heavy metal object.

[6Souls]

i will be making an apperance, don't know when though. but sometime during the night. Big Sev, you best be there when i hit that bitch!

[Big Sev]

^^^ You KNOW I'ma be derre.... Don' worry, we finna get pissed.

-Sev

[SonRa]

Substance check your messages

[ December 31, 2003: Message edited by: SonRa ]</p>

[Mr. Grouchface]

fooooooooooook... sucks havin a girlfriend with a completely different agenda on her mind. i am hopin that we finish the drinkin portion of the night up over at shemps crib though in the AM.

[Mr. Grouchface]

oh yeah... afghanies like what?!?! find me and blaze one.
graemlins/deal.gif graemlins/bandit.gif graemlins/pimp.gif

[Interest]

You know how we do.

[Mr. Grouchface]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Interest:
You know how we do.<hr></blockquote>

true dat. i'll puff witchu son.

[substance]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Asbestos:


true dat. i'll puff witchu son.<hr></blockquote>

bastards....I can't smoke anymore...Or until May atleast

Fuck

Substance

[GotNugz2Burn]

It's a good thing I don't know where this party is... cuz I would end up smokin all ya asses under the table!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Asbestos:


true dat. i'll puff witchu son.<hr></blockquote>

[Neurotic]

I don't have to work.. so I might stop through.... but ???

Happy NYE everyone!

[6Souls]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neurotic:
I don't have to work<hr></blockquote>


gosh diggy damn right. TIME TO GET WASTED!

[bobbybrewski]

who is clark bent?

[substance]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by GotNugz2Burn:
It's a good thing I don't know where this party is... cuz I would end up smokin all ya asses under the table!

<hr></blockquote>


Doubt it!!!

Substance

[annette]

Yo.

Anyone find my flower brooch? It's big and silver and fell off my jacket at some point during the night. I'm blue.

help?

thanks.

[Kweenie]

Sorry to hear that you're blue. One of the weights fell off of my ear ring last night. We replaced it with a piece of kix cereal, but it's just not the same.

[Diggla]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Kweenie:
Sorry to hear that you're blue. One of the weights fell off of my ear ring last night. We replaced it with a piece of kix cereal, but it's just not the same.<hr></blockquote>

Damn u must have been pretty fuking drunk

[Kweenie]

Try what made you think that? Yeah I was a little drunk, but I would have put cereal in my ears if I was sober too. What did you get into last night?

[Dirtay Postmistress]

hope the party was fun..i spend the night getting wasted with canadians...jjjeah.

[6Souls]

that was a fun party @ shemps. hella good time. everyone was cool there. can't wait until the next partay. fun fun

[bobbybrewski]

I couldn't make it. I was too busy.
Too busy watching TV and drinking at home.

[Hype*]

http://www.dunation.com/images/picspage/big/spankdatass.jpg

[bobbybrewski]

ya man needs a haircut
http://www.dunation.com/images/picspage/big/benttables.jpg

[bobbybrewski]

was Liz there?
http://www.dunation.com/images/picspage/big/lizstmch.jpg

[6Souls]

LL, is the big dufe Big Will? Casue he was there while i was there. i was the mofo in bright orange zipper jacket. Hunting for the good things

[Captain]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by LL:
http://www.dunation.com/images/picspage/big/spankdatass.jpg<hr></blockquote>

check out dude on the left with the spilled drink, wishin he was will...

[Mr. Grouchface]

http://www.dunation.com/images/picspage/big/bestngurl.jpg

yo! like to say thanks to shemp for pullin that shit off the other night. if ya aint know, shemp was the "sickest" dj on earth that night... catch the pun? i had a blast all night long. dont really know how i made it through the whole night drinkin and schmokin like i did but... it was nice to see some of ya'll on sucha crazy night. and damn... some of ya'll was in rare form.

and i'd like to thank anyone that took a minute to entertain and get to know sarah (my girl) while i was attemptin to spin records... that made my night!

hopefully 2004 will be the dope shit for all of us.

[Hype*]

ya we were there...
no liz wasnt, she was at her b-day party...
thats big will getting his spank on...
thats will's brother from Denver with the messy shirt, hes the OG mack of the year...pimp ya shit...
hey 6 souls was that you on the couch holding a drunk christina?...

[cb]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by LL:
http://www.dunation.com/images/picspage/big/spankdatass.jpg<hr></blockquote>

PIMPSHIT!
A glass in one hand and a ass in the other! graemlins/pimp.gif

[6Souls]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by LL:
hey 6souls was that you on the couch holding a drunk christina?...<hr></blockquote>

a uhh getting drunk christina, yeah.

[bobbybrewski]

damn, Shemp be lettin anyone up in his crib huh?
Dude need a doorman n shit...keep out the skanks.

[Passing Glimpse]

http://www.boomspeed.com/chrissytina/bigwill_tif.jpg

Here's one of Big Will and tif

http://www.boomspeed.com/chrissytina/Cheers_TIf_chrissy_Shawn.jpg

http://www.boomspeed.com/chrissytina/Tif_Mike_Christina.jpg

I have more but I need to get approval from some people first

[Passing Glimpse]

BTW

http://www.boomspeed.com/chrissytina/fuckoff.jpg

FUCK OFF

[Passing Glimpse]

Dave-

Your girl might want this....

http://www.boomspeed.com/chrissytina/DavesG_Tif_christina.jpg

[substance]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Christina:
BTW

http://www.boomspeed.com/chrissytina/fuckoff.jpg

FUCK OFF<hr></blockquote>


I love this one....hahaha

Substance

[Clark Bent]

hey yall! i aint got no compruter so i had sneak on someone elses. HAPPY NEW YEAR! hope yall had a good time. i am not sick anymore so thats good . we finna get down again after the Rusty Ps show comin up on the 17th. HOLLA atcha dawg! SQAULLAY!

[Jay Bee LostPW]

Hit it.

[Big Sev]

Peep tha picture w/ Clark Bent.... He says he was sick, but he aint drankin' O.J. he drankin' Alize..... GANGSTA!

-Sev graemlins/pimp.gif

[Big Sev]

http://www.dunation.com/images/picspage/big/bratonpimpin.jpg
Peep... if you look closely, you can see Mike Lover passed out in the background.... Holla!

-Sev graemlins/devil.gif

[Clark Bent]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Big Sev:
Peep tha picture w/ Clark Bent.... He says he was sick, but he aint drankin' O.J. he drankin' Alize..... GANGSTA!

-Sev graemlins/pimp.gif <hr></blockquote>

jeah thats right! GANSTA! BANG!

[KNONAM FUTHER MUCKER]

Liz was right here.http://www.dunation.com/images/picspage/big/knlizlpb.jpg

[Jay Bee LostPW]

word

http://bigjaybee.hypermart.net/hitthat.jpg

[KNONAM FUTHER MUCKER]

Come on, We all know you had your crush. how u gonna dwell on something you wished happend.

[ January 10, 2004: Message edited by: KNONAM FUTHER MUCKER ]</p>

[Jay Bee LostPW]

word.. we all gotta dream, I guess. once me and wifey get moved into the new place maybe we can have you two over for dinner. ha11ah

[KNONAM FUTHER MUCKER]

sounds good.

[Jay Bee LostPW]

Ugh.. I just remembered. Last month when wifey saw me and her talking, wifey was illin... "she was all over you and you just let her"... maybe we can just catch a brew sometime instead.