Yack stories.....

[Passing Glimpse]

I'm sure that you all have one or have been with someone that just let it all out in a very odd spot, i.e. not the toliet.

I have a couple....
*Chicago off a balcony
*Out my girls car drivin' down Western in Chi-town
*My friends parking lot in Milwaukee
*I was with someone that started yackin in the car while driving
*In bed with someone and they yacked all over the place

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[Dirtay Postmistress]

Last night my friend yacked out a cab window. We couldn't stop laughing about it and we felt bad because the cab driver ended up stopping the car on Cretin Avenue to help her. Some friends we are huh? hahahaaaa graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif

[Mr. Grouchface]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Passing Glimpse:
[QB]
*I was with someone that started yackin in the car while driving
*In bed with someone and they yacked all over the place
[QB]<hr></blockquote>

damn... i know who is probably the guilty yakker on both those occasions!!

i had two young youths yakkin out my car door the night of "someone that started yackin in the car while driving." these kids were all spun out i think.

last year on my birthday i yakked in my bathroom toilet after i got done takin a p-i-s-s. i woke up about an hour or so later head on the seat of the shitter with my pants around my ankles and i think i didnt even have my underoos on.

sophmore year of college... me and my 3 roommies go balls out and drink a 1.75 of jim beam in a matter of about an hour all in shots. after that bottle was finished... my roommates all started yakkin simultaniously around our house. i was layin in bed hurting... hearin three people yakk all violently and shit. i wanted to earl so bad but i couldnt... the spins were aweful.

another night me and some suckas pounded a bottle of southern comfort... a while later... four of us were yakkin in this kids bath tub all at the same time. we were laughin our asses off. the smell was terrible.

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[Patrick Bateman]

All over this girl when she just would'nt shout the fuck up! graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/yes.gif

[Captain]

new years 2001 i pushed out a shit and yacked on the floor at the same time...I was ssssooooo drunk I walked thru the puke and went to bed with puke on my feet and legs and left the puke there for my roomies to clean up. they had a party with sum drunk girls and I overheard them bitchen bout some drunk girl who hurled in the bathroom.

ahhh i was effed up...i ended up underneath my bed when I finally woke up....still dont know how the fuck i got there
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[Kweenie]

Wow you people yak alot! I have a few funny puke stories...Just last week I was on the city bus and this fucker just turns his head and vomits all over me! It was really nasty at the time but now that I think about it I can't help but laugh. You should have seen the looks I got while walking off the bus...
Then one story from when I puked. I was trashed and I had eaten some chinese food before drinking. I was getting into bed, and getting undressed and shit, and I took my pants off and puked right into them...

[Dirtay Postmistress]

I wish I had funnier stories to share about myself because I am immature and laugh at this kind of thing. I typically get sick the next morning completly sober and end up saying that I will never drink again. That lasts a short period of time. hah! ;)

[Mr. Grouchface]

shit... had a few more pop into my head.

was drinking heavily one night... random beers and shit. next thing i know some one busts out some "lord kelvins" whiskey or something like that. kids start talkin about "sittin down and talkin with the lord" so i am thinking what the hell? so i meet up with this lord and tasted what he had to offer... big mistake. so i start walkin home from this party and decided to take a short cut through this park in duluth (chester bowl... kids die here from fallin off cliffs all drunk). so i am stubblin through this park in november and its friggin freezin out and raining. next thing i know i slip land on my back with my back pack full of brews (like cartoon banana peel steez)... bottles breakin in my bag... and cause i fell so hard i just started yakkin. i ended up passing out in the rain for god only knows how long... woke up with yakk on myself just drenched and then i was so drunk that i couldnt even stand. tipped over like 3-4 times before i got my footing. blacked out. walked home. woke up not having a clue.

lesson to be learned:
dont fuck with the lord.
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i know i have some more stories...

[Emily]

I don't know if anyone else will think this is as funny as I did but...

A couple months ago we all went to Gasthof and drank hella Patron shots...I know that I had 5 or 6 and I was on the low end. So afterwards we all end up at a friend's house for a little after Gast parlayin. This friend is AKA the KB king, always has real nice skunky green. Well, a couple of us girls were having a chat in his room and he came in to grab a sack for someone. The man was FADED...fallin all over, can't talk, trying to close one eye so he can focus but doesn't have the muscle control to do it faded. So he has us hand him the bag and the scale. Tares the scale, reaches into the bag, grabs a handful and throws it on. Looks at me and asks what it reads. 7.0001 grams (WTF), so I tell him. He looks at me and says, "I gotta pray to the porcelain God..." and runs to the bathroom to yak. Yakkin ass drunk but can still just reach in and grab a handful of herb, weighing on the nose.

[Mr. Grouchface]

^^^HAHA...

skills like that come from years of practice.

[bobbybrewski]

I never vomitted. I wonder what that would be like. I almost did when I was a kid and had the flu...but I didn't. What makes you guys vomit so much? Bad food?

[AssBIRTHDAYBOYestos]

brewski son... i know you got yakk stories. spill your guts (pun intended?)!

[Dirtay Postmistress]

"I never vomitted. I wonder what that would be like. I almost did when I was a kid and had the flu...but I didn't. What makes you guys vomit so much? Bad food?"

haha-I have seen tapes!

[Jay Bee]

http://server37.hypermart.net/bigjaybee/drawyak.jpg

[Sarah]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Bobby Brewski:
I never vomitted. I wonder what that would be like. I almost did when I was a kid and had the flu...but I didn't. What makes you guys vomit so much? Bad food?

"haha-I have seen tapes!"<hr></blockquote>

So have I...


Don't really puke too much at least none with good stories behind them. I usually just black out and end up having people telling me the dumb things I did, I need a recap from someone the next day... and if I can't remember it, it never happend :D

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[Kweenie]

Hahahahaha! Jay Bee that little drawing made my day!

[Mr. Grouchface]

jeah! bobby brew is an excellent drawererer person. his drawings kill me.

[Passing Glimpse]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Asbestos:
jeah! bobby brew is an excellent drawererer person. his drawings kill me.<hr></blockquote>

They are great! Make me laugh all the time. What talent!

[Justin]

i was drinkin at a daytime party this past summer and was just slammin shit down (seagrams and OJ for a while, hitting my boys forty of OE non stop, and shots of smirnoff, toped off with a smirnoff ice before i left) trying to get real drunk before i went to this unknown prophets show...so my boy comes and picks me and this other cat up to go the show...well he didnt have a clue where the fuck it was (i did but i guess he couldnt understand the directions i was telling him...drunk maybe?) so we are driving around for what seemed like a good 2 hours just lost as fuck. I passed out a couple times, but eventually woke up because i wasnt feeling so great...so we are driving back after giving up on the show because we couldnt find it and all the sudden im like "pull over i need to piss or im gonna throw up" well someones dumb ass didnt belive me and just kept driving...not too long after i guess i just started yacking all over the back seat of his moms van we were in. I think him and his girl had a good time cleaning it up later that day.

i think he told his mom something along the lines of i spilled a half gallon of chocolat milk in the back seat, she probably diodnt belive it but she neevr said anything to me about it.
one of many stories...

[Emily]

Everyone needs to graduate to Belvedere gimlets and shots of Patron, I'm telling you, you CAN'T get sick off it. And hangovers aren't happening either...life is grand lately.

[substance]

Absolute red bulls are killng me....but they taste soooooo good.

Yaking is a way for your body to make more room.Don't ya love nature.

Substance

[Jay Bee]

&gt;Yaking is a way for your body to make more room.

Precisely. As is pissing, ishting and NUTTING. "You know you're a pussy when..." - you puke and stop drinking. Shit, after you earl, its go time you pansy freaks....

heineken was the case that they gave me.

[Passing Glimpse]

So tonight was martini night at my girls house. We all got a little hungary and on our way to Lunds walking down the alley I had to make a pit stop....yup all over! We got back and I had more; how I got home that is still a big mystery to me.

[Jay Bee]

Yall got a little hungary? How'd you get that country.. shits kinda far from here...

[Diggla]

Hey PG,tell your gurl to call me back the next tyme i calls her.

[Passing Glimpse]

Which girl???
J/k
You said that you were going to bed and I wasn't about to drive through St.Paul to get home last night I avoided the hwys.

[Hollywood]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Try-D:
Hey PG,tell your gurl to call me back the next tyme i calls her.<hr></blockquote>

Maybe you should try calling this girl instead of posting on a message board!

[Kweenie]

Hey I puked on a cat this weekend!

[Christina]

I’m calling animal rights on you!!
How can you do that?

[Kweenie]

It was by complete accident. I was in the car, and I opened the door to puke and there was just this little cat there and before I had the chance to do anything I just yaked. Think about it, you know that shit's funny. Then my cousin got all upset and set the vomit covered cat on top of the car to save it from getting puked on anymore. Ohhh man. I feel bad for the poor kitty though.

[Dirtay Postmistress]

When I woke up today I thought for sure I was for sure gonna be able to post something in this section. Wheeeew! False Alarm. Two for ones got a hold of me last night. graemlins/freak5.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

[Mr. Grouchface]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Kweenie:
It was by complete accident. I was in the car, and I opened the door to puke and there was just this little cat there and before I had the chance to do anything I just yaked. Think about it, you know that shit's funny. Then my cousin got all upset and set the vomit covered cat on top of the car to save it from getting puked on anymore. Ohhh man. I feel bad for the poor kitty though.<hr></blockquote>

wow... you are down with beastality?

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[Christina]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Kweenie:
It was by complete accident. I was in the car, and I opened the door to puke and there was just this little cat there and before I had the chance to do anything I just yaked. Think about it, you know that shit's funny. Then my cousin got all upset and set the vomit covered cat on top of the car to save it from getting puked on anymore. Ohhh man. I feel bad for the poor kitty though.<hr></blockquote>

See it would have been better if you actually told the story at first, now I'm questioning this. However I forgot that you are an alcoholic.

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[Kweenie]

I'm not exactly an alcoholic Christina...I was goofing with you when we were talking. I'm just a nerdy underage drinker...
Abestos, are you sure you know what beastiality is exactly? There was nothing sexual going on with that cat!

[Dirtay Postmistress]

I luv kitties! Don't yack on them anymore! Meow, meow! graemlins/flame.gif

[Christina]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Kweenie:
[QB]I'm not exactly an alcoholic Christina...I was goofing with you when we were talking. I'm just a nerdy underage drinker...
QB]<hr></blockquote>

Talking?!! What?! You dumped that shit on me girl! Now you are contradicting yourself with what you said earlier.

[Hollywood]

Yaking on a cat huh?...Not to sure about that one.


Postmistress: you are crazy!! graemlins/urrr.gif

[Mr. Grouchface]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Kweenie:
Abestos, are you sure you know what beastiality is exactly? There was nothing sexual going on with that cat!<hr></blockquote>

Yeah, I know what the definition of beastiality is. It's just some people get highly sexually arroused when vomit is involved with other people or in your case, animals.

For an example, Dibbs pukes on Slug, Dibbs pukes on some random girl in a hotel room, or Dibbs pukes on any other mc dumb enough to let themselves get puked on. What happens from there?
A) Dibbs gets head from Slug later on.
B) Dibbs effs the random groupie girl in the hotel room.
c) Dibbs gets head from random dumb mc later on.
I am not saying that Dibbs is gay or Slug is gay, what I am getting at here is Dibbs loves to eff or receive head from the innocent victims of his gross vomitous public displays.

what does this have to do with you?
just don't let this become habit forming because the world has seen enough pics of girls on the internet get ass from the family dog.

just givin you some shit!

;)

[Dirtay Postmistress]

Postmistress: you are crazy!! graemlins/urrr.gif [/QB][/QUOTE]

KNOW DAT!
:eek: :eek:

[Kweenie]

Christina, I posted that before I had chatted with you. Sorry about the confusion...
Thanks for the def of the word Abestos, but I'm going to have to let ya know that my intentions were not sexual with that cat.
I will never vomit on a cat again!

[bobbybrewski]

alright y'all. here it is.
can you dig it?
I haven't puked since Jay Bee lived in Milwaukee. I drink EVERYDAY, but I don't puke no mo. I usually drink while I'm doing the shit I gots ta do until I pass out. Then I wake up and find myself in weird spots. So I find my way to my bed. But I keep all my liquor in me. I like it there. Training my liver for the big fight. If I was younger, I'd be in Iraq killin some Iraqis. I wonder if I'll ever get to kill someone. That is my goal before I die. To kill someone and watch them die in my hands. Preferably by choking them. I'd love to experience that. Choking the life out of someone. No one really makes me that angry or upset. I'd have to be really pissed and really careful to choke someone to death. I probably won't do it. But the urge is there.

[Jay Bee]

wE PUKING THIS WEEKEND SON. KILLING IS VERY LIKELY ALSO.

BAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Hollywood]

I think someones got a yack story they aint tellin, Ha ha may be from shempies party!! Haha

[Mr. Grouchface]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hollywood:
Ha ha maybe from shempies party!! Haha<hr></blockquote>

who yakked?

[Christina]

That would have been me, I think that it was a mixture of things...but I yacked and grabed my cup and continued to drink.

Some other people did too because I was over there and there is yack all over the yard just to the side of the house.

[Mr. Grouchface]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
i didn't even notice that kids were that messed up that night. i guess i was just to bizzay makin the rounds and socializing and holding back girls from puttin they dukes up!

[Hollywood]

Man i wish i woulda seen that! What goes around comes around! Damn the man!

[Dirtay Postmistress]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Asbestos:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
i didn't even notice that kids were that messed up that night. i guess i was just to bizzay makin the rounds and socializing and holding back girls from puttin they dukes up!<hr></blockquote>

You jumped in between them soo fast. I think you saved the day!!! smile.gif

[Hollywood]

Hes like Superman!! graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/yes.gif

[Mr. Grouchface]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hollywood:
Hes like Superman!! graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/yes.gif <hr></blockquote>

more like eminem's version of superman!!! graemlins/yes.gif

i wish i could be someone's superhero. :rolleyes:

[SonRa]

I seena kid inside a car yack down his shirt and it came out at the bottum of his pants......gross....When I was 15 I passed out at a afternoon BBQ and woke up to some chics mom telling me to get out of the bathroom. As I aroused from the floor I realized that the regurgitation had soked up quite well in my dreads. Those were the days. Nowadays I would never yack unless I was intencely hungover and had to wake up very early.(Im trying to cut down on those cit-coms now though)

[Captain]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SonRa:
I seena kid inside a car yack down his shirt and it came out at the bottum of his pants......gross....When I was 15 I passed out at a afternoon BBQ and woke up to some chics mom telling me to get out of the bathroom. As I aroused from the floor I realized that the regurgitation had soked up quite well in my dreads. Those were the days. Nowadays I would never yack unless I was intencely hungover and had to wake up very early.(Im trying to cut down on those cit-coms now though)<hr></blockquote>


How did you get AROUSED from the floor? Does vinyl or lineoleum flooring get you hot??
My unlce owns a flooring company, he LAYS floors for a living...

[Captain]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Captain:



How did you get AROUSED from the floor? Does vinyl or lineoleum flooring get you hot??
My unlce owns a flooring company, he LAYS floors for a living...<hr></blockquote>

and yes I am drunk

[Hollywood]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Asbestos:



i wish i could be someone's superhero. :rolleyes: <hr></blockquote>

you can be my superhero.

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[Lizza]

I just left this party with my girls, and I pucked out the window all they way home, and I had to pull over because it is hard to drive while pucking out the window. When I woke up there was chunks of food that I had eaten earlier that were stuck to my door. I didn't even want to open my door in the morning.

[Lizza]

You know how me and Christina do...

[Mr. Grouchface]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hollywood:


you can be my superhero.

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aahhhhhhhhhhhhhellnah.

damn... people with floor fetishes?

[SonRa]

Captain your drunkeness is excused. That actually was humorous to me this morning. I used the wrong word.(i couldnt think of how to spell AROSE or as i raised myself or as I regained contiousness and picked myself off the floor) besides floors dont really do it for me. Im more hypnotized by lips, pretty eyes and back sides.
peace graemlins/peace.gif

[NaSp]

I remeber once or twice hanging out the passanger side of my best friends ride. & ill tell ya i got no love & the only one hallerin was the driver..Yea i cant spell ...RRAAHHHHH TIMMEEYYY....
1 time imperticular after quite a few of attitude adjuster's with the captian & prior to those i was mixin taheation treat & something, but yea the drive home shook it all up & of course i was in the back frekin seat mouth starts waterin stomach fells all notted .. you know the feeling tell my buddy in the front to roll his window down or he's gettin showered. Yea he rolled the window down just enough to get the front of my face out the window ( barley ) so needless it all most all came back in on the brand new apholstery of a 2000 seabring. sit back down & open my shirt & put out a mini treat pool some how took the shirt off with out spilling it & threw it out the window ... man what a night. the clerk at holiday that seen my other shirt covered thought it was pretty dam funny watching me sqeegee the trunk lid of the ride... graemlins/freak5.gif

[Captain]

You get negative stars for wasting Captain by pukin it out

Dont yak tha Cap

Sail Away...Summer is upon us and the Captain is ready to umm...ahh get drunk??!!

[Emily]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SonRa:
Im more hypnotized by lips, pretty eyes and back sides.<hr></blockquote>

Have we met?

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[SonRa]

Females who quote The Grouch are very high on my list.