I'm coming to Mpls

[bobbybrewski]

March Fri.5th, Sat.6th, Sun.7th.
What's going on there that weekend?
Maybe Clark Bent and I do a rap show for y'all.
Who wants to hook it up.
We do a 20 minute-45 minute set. Whatever you want.
bobbybrewski@yahoo.com

[ February 20, 2004: Message edited by: Bobby Brewski ]</p>

[Drea]

Who are you?

[Dirtay Postmistress]

bout fucking time ;)

[Mr. Grouchface]

ayo son... i think we finna have a party at shemps crib that weekend for my birthday. kegs n' shit. ya heard me?

[Chantal]

YES!

[bobbybrewski]

Drea, look me up on Google.

Shemp's gonna have a house party that Saturday. All are expected to attend. If you're a girl, it's mandatory bra only or t-shirt sans bra. Let em loose girls.
http://hiphopsite.com/forum/images/smiles/boobs.gif
muchas smooches for all my friends (no dudes)
http://hiphopsite.com/forum/images/smiles/kiss.gif

[Mr. Grouchface]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Chantal:
YES!<hr></blockquote>

HARDER?

graemlins/browsmiley.gif

[bobbybrewski]

http://bobbybrewski.hypermart.net/18_BB.jpg
shall we drink?
Von Douchebag

[bobbybrewski]

2 weeks til we throw em down and laugh like maniacs
I do not freestyle or enjoy listening to freestyles. Unless it's JUICE or someone that says more than "Ayo, peep it, I'm bout ta drop it, off the dome, alright alright alright, yo check it, here we go, yeah yeah yeah, yo off the lid"
Anyone going to the skatepark for the contest Saturday afternoon? My guys from here are entering it. The Northern Athletik team.
YUP!

[bobbybrewski]

I can't wait to hang out with my GREAT friend Tif.

[holla back]

im going to be in that skateboard contest
riding for 3rdlair though..i also work at that skatepark

hey brewski you know a dude named millwuakee mike?

[bobbybrewski]

no
I know a dude named Gay Mike
aka Mike Roebke

if you see me, come talk to me.

[bobbybrewski]

I know Elijah

[holla back]

yea thats him hahaha gay mike


also i know elijah..im real good friends with him

[holla back]

asuming that your talkin bout treez aka elijah collard

[bobbybrewski]

yup, I know him thru my brother in law Brian McGuinnis who owns Northern Athletik.

[Jay Bee LNH]

rob is it gunna be lesbo strippas again?

[bobbybrewski]

that's very possible back at the telly
maybe Fri night if Skremp has that party Sat.

[Mr. Grouchface]

that party be happenin on saturday, no question bout that.

[bobbybrewski]

I plead the FIF
I plead the FIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF

[Jay Bee LNH]

http://www.dumbvirgins.com/cohf/48/header.jpg

[bobbybrewski]

Who is going to my man Clark Bizzy's party on Saturday March 6th? Maybe we hit up some random bars on Friday night. Who's down?

[Dirtay Postmistress]

lets do it. graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/yes.gif

[jtwistr]

yo Brewski, did you have a CD out like 4/5 years ago? I remember a naked girl on the CD itself with the hole, being centered perfectly. Can't recall the name, but "Beers, Bitches & ______" rings a bell. If it wasn't, do you have any idea what I'm talking about. Any help JayBee, your a Mill-Towner!! Shit, you also may have had something to do with it? I bought the CD at Massive when I lived in Madison for a couple of years... graemlins/bandit.gif

[bobbybrewski]

yeah, that was White Rob - The Dirty Mack
pure comedy!
I listen to that a lot nowadays to lift my spirits. Shit gets me ROLLIN!! It's funny to hear how young I sounded back then. You still got it? People still order it from me. Sold about 5 this month. STILL goin strong! haha
peace.
BobbyBREW
http://bobbybrewski.hypermart.net/WhiteRobCD.JPG

[jtwistr]

I think it's in the bottom of Lake Mendota or Monona. Can't remember which. Some of it was funny though... graemlins/bandit.gif

[ February 24, 2004: Message edited by: jtwistr ]</p>

[bobbybrewski]

http://bobbybrewski.hypermart.net/bobbybrewskiclarkbent.jpg

[Clark Bent]

IM FINNA BE AT SHEMPS PARTY, I HEARD THEM FOOOOLS BE THROWIN THE HOT SHINDIGS! HOLLA

[jtwistr]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Bobby Brewski:
http://bobbybrewski.hypermart.net/bobbybrewskiclarkbent.jpg<hr></blockquote>

Which is it Fella's, you drink hella beer, don't clean often, are the last two at a party or all the above? graemlins/bandit.gif

[Chantal]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Clark Bent:
IM FINNA BE AT SHEMPS PARTY, I HEARD THEM FOOOOLS BE THROWIN THE HOT SHINDIGS! HOLLA<hr></blockquote>

I've heard that thier parties suck.

[Jay Bee LNH]

no, no chantilly - bitches at the parties suk.. dils.

hahlum.

wordup jsizzurp.. clark bent, bobby brew, gayron wade and i = pizdamen. Bitches, Brews & Beats is the forthcoming Strange Brew (jay beezda & gayron wad.) release.

ps - wax (ryan) hit me re: the f.werks isht.. i told him you're good to go... he actually got some fresh gear.

[Clark Bent]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Chantal:


I've heard that thier parties suck.<hr></blockquote>

shawntall...im shocked. i thought we were friends, an then you go an say that my parties are busted, what? thats not how friends are possed to talk bout each other. im hurt. allthough yer still welcome to cum to my party. holla, i see ya there.

buy the way, why dont we conversate more? just wonderin.

pizdamenworldwide

[Mr. Grouchface]

dude... your parties do suck... they suck cause i always get toe-up and have to take a cab home. i dont get why they just dont legalize drinking and driving.

[SonRa]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Asbestos:
i dont get why they just dont legalize drinking and driving.<hr></blockquote>
perhaps we go to graveyard and i smash your face off my girls gravestone

[holla back]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Asbestos:
dude... your parties do suck... they suck cause i always get toe-up and have to take a cab home. i dont get why they just dont legalize drinking and driving.<hr></blockquote>

that was a real fuckin stupid thing to say

[jtwistr]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Jay Bee LNH:
no, no chantilly - bitches at the parties suk.. dils.

hahlum.

wordup jsizzurp.. clark bent, bobby brew, gayron wade and i = pizdamen. Bitches, Brews & Beats is the forthcoming Strange Brew (jay beezda & gayron wad.) release.

ps - wax (ryan) hit me re: the f.werks isht.. i told him you're good to go... he actually got some fresh gear.<hr></blockquote>

Do you think that F. Werks makes tight gear JaYBee? We were concindering picking up the line at Mindstate. I beleive were talking the same line.... graemlins/bandit.gif

[bobbybrewski]

I don't know how much beer Shemp dranks...er..drInks, but I know that for all legal and health related purposes, I cannot divulge such information regarding myself. Although I plan on being on my BEST and most respectable behavior while my visit to the lovely twin cities ensues. No sleeping in the bathtub. No jumping into bushes, literally and figuratively. No yelling, hitting or excessive cursing. No pissing in flower pots or on statues. I.E. Madison, WI - Abe Lincoln. Shemp knows the haps. No regurgitation on any sort of camera; video, film or digital. No ripping my belt off at humor-filled opportune times. Like last weekend at the club. No blowjobs by 3 girls simultaneously. Like Hampton Ave apartments. No jumping out of windows or climbing trees while the whole party watches as I dangle by one hand 25 feet above the street, like at Darren and Dave's. No making girls cry in the middle of a group of people. Like at the Landmark. No knifing all 4 tires of some van that was talkin shit while they drove by. No keg stands and then headbutting thru the wall like at Juice and B-Free's downstairs neighbor's party. No gettin headers on the back porch while the homies are tossin water balloons up at us. No public urination, nudity, sex or debauchery of any sort.

Just the regular 'PG' Bobby Brewski we all know and love.


Man is THIS gonna suck.

[Dirtay Postmistress]

we'll see if u can be on good behavior ;)

[Mr. Grouchface]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by holla back:
that was a real fuckin stupid thing to say<hr></blockquote>

my bad. it was a poor attempt at humor at like 8:30 in the morning before my first cup of coffee.

PG bobby brew? that exists?

ayo bobby... i think i been emailin your sister over at the northerathletik email address. is your sister nikki? i am just tryin to get brian or someone from that crew to bring out one of them big ol' northern stickers like brian used to got on the back of his suburban.

[Clark Bent]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Bobby Brewski:
I don't know how much beer Shemp dranks...er..drInks, but I know that for all legal and health related purposes, I cannot divulge such information regarding myself. Although I plan on being on my BEST and most respectable behavior while my visit to the lovely twin cities ensues. No sleeping in the bathtub. No jumping into bushes, literally and figuratively. No yelling, hitting or excessive cursing. No pissing in flower pots or on statues. I.E. Madison, WI - Abe Lincoln. Shemp knows the haps. No regurgitation on any sort of camera; video, film or digital. No ripping my belt off at humor-filled opportune times. Like last weekend at the club. No blowjobs by 3 girls simultaneously. Like Hampton Ave apartments. No jumping out of windows or climbing trees while the whole party watches as I dangle by one hand 25 feet above the street, like at Darren and Dave's. No making girls cry in the middle of a group of people. Like at the Landmark. No knifing all 4 tires of some van that was talkin shit while they drove by. No keg stands and then headbutting thru the wall like at Juice and B-Free's downstairs neighbor's party. No gettin headers on the back porch while the homies are tossin water balloons up at us. No public urination, nudity, sex or debauchery of any sort.

Just the regular 'PG' Bobby Brewski we all know and love.


Man is THIS gonna suck.<hr></blockquote>

dude were you drunk when you wrote this? who the hell is this an what have you done wit the real bobby brewski?

[bobbybrewski]

Brian drives an Escalade and that sticker is out of print by YEARS

[ February 25, 2004: Message edited by: Bobby Brewski ]</p>

[Jay Bee LNH]

Jtwistr - Jea.. Ryan sent me a grip of shit a couple months back.. I dig it. Kevin Beachum got a gang of shit too from them.. he said he dug it too

[bobbybrewski]

I'm CUUUUUUMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIING
whoa
that was excellent

[bobbybrewski]

yo Shempagne, what we doin Friday besides gettin fried? FRYday. BLAOW! Aint nuthin to wrrrrry about. WHOOP ASS!
Montana is ON like spawn! They got Heineken to sponsor that shit. hahaha. We finna walk away with STACKS of cash!

[bobbybrewski]

see y'all in a few hours mang
bringin my bible and rosary and my yamika and harmonica and my dreidels. Gotta get my GOD on before I get my SATAN out!

Did I just say I gotta get my GOD on?!?! what the fuck kinda shit is that.
I need to pray to my lord and heavenly savior Jimi Hendrix. Without him in my life I would be a tyrant among idiots and buffoons...and baboons. Girls with camel toe make my eyes wander. Like PBE said "All eyes on me like a big titties bitch with hard nipples." I'm the boobie inspector. Be ready to whip em out.