Artificial Vaginas

[cb]

You ever notice no one never even touched the thought of creating one of these. I'm saying yeah they do have the vinyl poured sexual parts,blow ups,and that realistic anatomically correct Doll,but come on you're telling me you can't even come close to the real thing.
I mean damn,they never created anything that's that warm,soft and moist.If they did We wouldn't even cheat (as much),catch STD's,or HIV.
Just whip it out do our thing,wash it out when done and keep stepping. Still kiss the girlfriend or wife and all is GOOD.
Still you look across the womens board and they can have E-yons of fun till the cows come home.Us,we still need a partner we couldn't stray away in sexual obscurity if we tried.
It's a fuck conspiracy!

*closes door to the Evil Genius Lab*

[Dirtay Postmistress]

men will still cheat!

[shimmy]

Sexworld!

[Patrick Bateman]

LOL! I'd rather get the real then, murda murda murda and kill kill kill! graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/yes.gif

[Emily]

Yeah, Sex World has them. From what I've heard though, if you're gonna get one, buy a really nice one, the cheap ones break pretty easily.

Not that I'd know or anything.

[Christina]

I've seen them at sex world too!

[Hollywood]

Lemme get this straight you'd rather have one of these artificial vaginas than a real live bitch? Is that wierd to anyone else?

[substance]

I'd rather have the real thing,but you got to admit there is a certain something to being able to throw your artificial "bitch" in the drawer when your done.Plus they don't ask how you feel.

Peace SUbstance

[Diggla]

I gotta agree w/Subs on this one cuz all u do is start stabbin da poohsay and then stab out the house right after ya shower and theres no small talk or haveing to get in touch with one anothers feelins.

Hey word up Patrick thats some funny shit that i think only ol' school fools will catch.

[Hollywood]

That right there is what separates the men from the boys. graemlins/deal.gif

[Mr. Grouchface]

haha... i have to laugh at try-d and subs.
they are partially right there on their view points.

but maybe its just me... if you were making love to your girl that you loved ever so dearly to your heart and you had a tight relationship, after you took that shower and instead of sayin "peace out" and disappearing and placing those worries aside... you'd go back for more and then satisfy her soul with whatever other needs she has at that point in time (glass of water, bowl of ice cream, pan cakes, bacon n' sausage with some OJ, or just a kiss and i love u) and then dip out the door after its OK. thats how it should be really done... if you LOVED the girl.

if you were just in it for the piece of ass and didnt have a thing for the girl... shit, be out the door then.

[substance]

Couldn't of said it any better Asbestos....

Peace SUbstance

[Emily]

Asb...you should write a book.

But, what happened to enjoying time with your girl? I mean I know that there's soem funny ass bitches out there, and I know that even I (YES, EVEN ME!!) can act kinda funny sometimes. But, I also know that the realtionship I want is the one where we screw, shower, maybe screw some more, and go do something together...

I want someone who actually WANTS to hang out with me. I mean YES, time with my girlfriends is absolutely a priority, a necessity. But I don't want to be with someone who is doing nice things for me only so I don't get mad that he doesn't want to hang out with me. And if I jut want to screw, I'm surely not going to look for a realtionship.

As a matter of fact, I think that has been my biggest problem with relationships. And the effed part is that I'm totally up front about the isht, like, "Okay, here it is...compatible in my eyes is being at ease with eachother and being able to enjoy eachother's company. Enjoying eachother's friends, etc. If we have it, great, if not...let's be friends." And I somehow end up being a nag or unreasonable when I expect that.


"Mo murda, mo murda, mo murda..."

[Amara]

" And I somehow end up being a nag or unreasonable when I expect that."

A girl is either seen as overbearing, psycho, or too attached if she's up front or walked on if they don't speak up. A whore if we are fine with just sex and crazy if we want to kick it.
We freak the guys out if we want both.

[Patrick Bateman]

When I see a girl, parts of me wants to buy her flowers, take her out to eat, see movies & go on walks.....the other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick! graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/yes.gif can you believe that?!?! graemlins/lol.gif

[Amara]

now if you could just find a middle ground... :D

[Hype*]

hey Amara, where were you on Monday night, i needed my drink...
bluffer...

[Patrick Bateman]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Amara:
now if you could just find a middle ground... :D <hr></blockquote>

How about I just find you.....then see how long it takes for them to? graemlins/yes.gif

[Amara]

I was washing my hair.

[Hype*]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Amara:
I was washing my hair.<hr></blockquote>

and thats why men invest in artificial vaginas...

[Amara]

So in reply to me complainin about guys, I have one asking for a drink and another askin to put my head on a stick...
:D

[Amara]

Hey hype,
I am tryin to figure out my friday plans. you just may get a free drink from me.

[Hype*]

hey you offered the drink...it wont have been much money either since i only drink OJ and water at Loring anyway...lol...

[Patrick Bateman]

I'll let you get yours before I do away with you...you wouldnt be friends with Christina now would you? graemlins/lol.gif

[Amara]

anyone want to stroll to sex world- if u buy me a vibrator i'll buy you an artificial vagina.
we can all make love not war.

[Hype*]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Amara:
Hey hype,
I am tryin to figure out my friday plans. you just may get a free drink from me.<hr></blockquote>

Sorry Im washing my hair on Friday... graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/devil.gif graemlins/lol.gif

[Patrick Bateman]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Amara:
anyone want to stroll to sex world- if u buy me a vibrator i'll buy you an artificial vagina.
we can all make love not war.<hr></blockquote>

how about I pay you to borrow your vagina? graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/yes.gif

[Amara]

hype---ha.ha.
i owe you. i swear.
seriously i was on my way, went out to my car, and found it had been broken into. my cd player FACE is gone. that's it. ruined my night.
i did take a long bath though. so i was half serious when i said i was washing my hair. ;)

[ March 27, 2003: Message edited by: Amara ]</p>

[Amara]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Patrick Bateman:


how about I pay you to borrow your vagina? graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/yes.gif <hr></blockquote>

oh baby. now that's sexy.

[Patrick Bateman]

C'mon, I promise I'll give it back....it may be beat up but I'll return it! graemlins/lol.gif

[Amara]

please don't beat up my vagina.

[Christina]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Amara:
" And I somehow end up being a nag or unreasonable when I expect that."

A girl is either seen as overbearing, psycho, or too attached if she's up front or walked on if they don't speak up. A whore if we are fine with just sex and crazy if we want to kick it.
We freak the guys out if we want both.<hr></blockquote>


Isn't that the truth, maybe that's what my problem is.

[Hype*]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Amara:
hype---ha.ha.
i owe you. i swear.
seriously i was on my way, went out to my car, and found it had been broken into. my cd player FACE is gone. that's it. ruined my night.
i did take a long bath though. so i was half serious when i said i was washing my hair. ;)

[ March 27, 2003: Message edited by: Amara ]<hr></blockquote>

word....thats cool...we can take a long bath sometime...

Go Twins!

[Patrick Bateman]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Amara:
please don't beat up my vagina.<hr></blockquote>

I'll treat it like a new born baby graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif

[Amara]

exactly what did your mamma do to you when you were little
graemlins/lol.gif

[Patrick Bateman]

Its what she DIDNT DO that you could find out, or be forced to graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/yes.gif

[Amara]

hopefully i never meet you in an alley.

[Patrick Bateman]

Im sure youd enjoy it AMARA, or whatever your name is. graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/yes.gif

[ March 27, 2003: Message edited by: Patrick Bateman ]</p>

[Amara]

man, you got me. i'd love it PATRICK.

[mikus]

I heard that vaginas are warm..
graemlins/shock.gif graemlins/shock.gif

[Patrick Bateman]

You werent suppose to give in. Now I cant have anymore fun. graemlins/flame.gif

[Hollywood]

Heyo Christina im pretty broke too next time we go out hows about you buy me a drink?

[ March 27, 2003: Message edited by: Hollywood ]</p>

[Amara]

so all i have to do is give in to make you shut up? graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/mischievous.gif

[Dirtay Postmistress]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hollywood:
Heyo Christina im pretty broke too next time we go out hows about you buy me a drink?

[ March 27, 2003: Message edited by: Hollywood ]<hr></blockquote>

How about you buy me a drink Hollywood?
You know how I do......

[Hollywood]

Man ima hafta take a loan out ta get fucked up! Hell yea I'll buy ya a drink I'll buy everyone a drink! Whos Down?

[Patrick Bateman]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Amara:
so all i have to do is give in to make you shut up? graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/mischievous.gif <hr></blockquote>

Maybe, maybe not. graemlins/mischievous.gif

[Dirtay Postmistress]

I take my beers....cold....preferably in a bottle so I don't spill the shit.

LOL!!!!!!!

know dat ;)

[Patrick Bateman]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Dirtay Postmistress:
I take my beers....cold....preferably in a bottle so I don't spill the shit.

LOL!!!!!!!

know dat ;) <hr></blockquote>

How about a warm glass of piss that you can put in the fridge and drink later tonight? graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/yes.gif

[Dirtay Postmistress]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Patrick Bateman:


How about a warm glass of piss that you can put in the fridge and drink later tonight? graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/yes.gif <hr></blockquote>

I'm gonna pass on that. ;)

I am guessing you didn't get the joke...hah

[mikus]

whose buying drinks??
graemlins/headphones.gif graemlins/headphones.gif

[Hollywood]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Esco:
whose buying drinks??
graemlins/headphones.gif graemlins/headphones.gif <hr></blockquote>


That would be me You Down??

[Patrick Bateman]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Dirtay Postmistress:


I'm gonna pass on that. ;)

I am guessing you didn't get the joke...hah<hr></blockquote>

Just saw beer and thought hhmmm hows about some piss? I didnt read all the treads princess, just find one to toy with tongue.gif are you angry? graemlins/yell.gif

[Dirtay Postmistress]

I am angry after driving home in rain/snow.......You called me princess, now how can I be angry at you. graemlins/tongue.gif ;)

[Christina]

Hollywood-I'll buy you a drink tomorrow at the red sea but you have to buy me two because you owe this girl some beers!

[Hollywood]

SOCO Baby!!! graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/yes.gif

[Diggla]

Aww shit,both ya'll r comein?

There goes my nite but if hollywood is payin then i guess i can't be to stressed

Hey Holly don't forget my mix C.D. that i left in your ride the last time we hung out or MY BROWN HOODY.

[mikus]

Hollywood u know i'm down..
graemlins/headphones.gif graemlins/headphones.gif

[Hollywood]

Fuck the POOP HOODY and you didnt leave no cd in my ride!

[ March 28, 2003: Message edited by: Hollywood ]</p>

[Diggla]

Everybody duck,She's spewing vaignal venom.

[Christina]

Try I will most likely not make it down tomorrow, and shit why you think that Imma roll with Hollywood? Damn!!!

[Diggla]

Y u postin shit on our private conversations,here. :eek: :mad: graemlins/flame.gif

[Hollywood]

Damn straight I aint rollin with Christina, damn i was so ready to throw your ass in the river last nite all Patrick Bateman style, talkin all that mad shit in my car!! wtf punk. Be on the lookout graemlins/devil.gif

[ March 28, 2003: Message edited by: Hollywood ]</p>

[Patrick Bateman]

uh huh uh huh whut? whut? graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/yes.gif

[Christina]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Try-D:
Y u postin shit on our private conversations,here. :eek: :mad: graemlins/flame.gif <hr></blockquote>

Why don't you two just get together face to face instead of having this internet beef.

[Hollywood]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Christina:


Why don't you two just get together face to face instead of having this internet beef.<hr></blockquote>

Thats what im sayin. He lives by the code: You are what you eat.

[Christina]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hollywood:


Thats what im sayin. He lives by the code: You are what you eat.<hr></blockquote>

What's that?

[Mr. Grouchface]

i dont eat crackers.
cuz i aint no cracka!

(you are what you eat)

sorry... i'll dip on outta group orgy post so ya'll can continue to place eachothers mouse's up one anothers butt parts.

;) tongue.gif graemlins/urrr.gif graemlins/tongue.gif graemlins/yes.gif

[Hollywood]

Butt Parts? You make it sound like theres more than one? :eek:

[mikus]

U mean yall only got one???
:confused:

[Hollywood]

Pussy that is!! graemlins/lol.gif

[mikus]

I heard those things are nice..
Pussy i mean..
graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/yes.gif

[KNONAM FUTHER MUCKER]

Check it out, My friend had one , and he would hide it from his girl. One day she found it , and MADE HIM BANG IT IN FRONT OF HER !! HAA HAA!!!
That was the funniest shit i had ever heard.

Aint nothing cooler than beating up some rubber buns while you girl watches..

[Mr. Grouchface]

hahahahahaha... thats embarrassing.

[Hollywood]

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