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[Jay Bee Thun]

Kris Humphries - #14 was too fucked even still, but after the projections, glad the mormans in Utah gave the god his dap... this team was in the playoffs for 21 straight years until last year (cause of stock not fag ass malone)... they will be back this year. there is some BULLSHIT going on in this draft.

and miami ... is my team (d-wade), but I'm not made they didn't pick that crosseyed fucking quiter nelson.. they should have picked that foreign faggot pavel. ahhwell, eat it.

sergei "sir-gay" is a homo name

pisstina only posts copies of news stories - never a thought of her own. She got a promotion!

lars said dunation's 3 babies... i think the first two were du banging du people... is will's (big up by the way homeboy) lady also a du person?

softball - my team is 6-1... august 17 i fully expect to be playing in the championship at parade stadium - ha11ah. i been outta town too much but now I'm ret to be in town hella

xbox - fuck with it sons. xbox live? email me bigjaybee@hotmail.com get done

madden football - its terrible. absoultely horrible. the ONLY EA sports game worth playing is college football. BUT WAIT. It's FUCKING HELLA. College football this year is going to be ridick more than ever also. and I think its actually july 12/13 or so its out... betta be. ESPN football and for that matter all their games are far superior to egay sports, believe it. just check it a couple times. come to the crib, see it for yourselves. I was all ea a few years ago.

BUT.. ea college football cannot be fucked with.

doc rivers = marquette = boston - ha11ah.

tomorrow = storms coming into jersey but i'm tryna fly the fuck outta here. FUCk. i was on a flight for 9.5 hours from san jose two weeks ago. i aint doing that shit again.

also, this bartenderslore wanted the dils. this bitch was showing some real shit, fat lips and titties fucking whore. watch what may happen in your cuntheezy.

jaqueer nelson just got traded.

d-howard will be solid enough.. maybe a star

props to kiki vandegay

delonte west.. fuck outta here

pniz in ur aniz

[Jaybeeishot]

hey hotstuff, when you gonna let me stick my juicy salamy in you, you hot piece of ass. god i love the way you suck the cock. i love how masculine you look when you play SOFTball. holla at me big boy

[bobbybrewski]

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[Hype*]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Jay Bee Forgot Again:
lars said dunation's 3 babies... i think the first two were du banging du people... is will's (big up by the way homeboy) lady also a du person?

softball - my team is 6-1... august 17 i fully expect to be playing in the championship at parade stadium - ha11ah. i been outta town too much but now I'm ret to be in town hella

<hr></blockquote>

Big Will's women is a lawyer downtown or something...one minute shes trying to stab stab him with a knife and the next thing they are having kids... graemlins/freak5.gif

I think you lie about softball...
You play for MPLS Park & Rec?...
What team you play for?...
I know some cats in those leauges...
holla...

[Mr. Grouchface]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by LL:
I think you lie about softball...
You play for MPLS Park & Rec?...
What team you play for?...
I know some cats in those leauges...
holla...<hr></blockquote>

he plays co-ed softball... where a regular single in men's softball magically turns into a double or a triple.

he prolly plays for the 90s.

[Hype*]

http://images.ea.com/sports/games/2005/ncaa/conference/big12/ps2/2.jpg

Jaybee's right about one thing...
NCAA is the BESTFootball game out hands down...yes, thats right!...better then Madden!
The Dynasty mode is deep, with recuiting, and the create options are way more killa then Madden...
Things stay fresh with new incoming freshman every year, build your program and take over...
Just a more fun game overall...
Where else can you recuit a 5 star 6'7 TE with hands from New Mexico to come play for St.Johns...
College kids...not overpaid pros...
Game is HELLA...cant wait July 12th!!!!...

http://images.ea.com/sports/games/2005/ncaa/conference/pac10/ps2/2.jpg

[Jaybeeishot]

well the photo above just goes to show that everyone who says jaybee is homophobic is totally and completely wrong. I mean why would he pose in a homoerotic photo in back of two men, one of which is exposing his nipple in a highly "im gay" way? no dis to carnage, I know you didnt want to disrespect or insult jaybee to his face by refusing to be in the photo, this is understandable, we all know how the queer react when they cant have their street cred. jaybee stay cute.

[JasonAnxious]

Man, I am sick of all this 'gay' talk on the message boards here. That shit is offensive and disgusting. This site is for hip-hop, not gay bashing. I want you all to know that I am an out of the closet homosexual, and if you think that's wrong or have something to say about gay men or women, you can tell it to me. You especially Jay Bee.

Peace.

[JayBeeHitIt]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by JasonAnxious:
I want you all to know that I am an out of the closet homosexual, and if you think that's wrong or have something to say about gay men or women, you can tell it to me. You especially Jay Bee.<hr></blockquote>

That's gay. The fuck you doin on the computer son, its PRIDE FEST WEEKEND! Later this summer I'm going to put on BANGING WOMEN IS FRESH weekend, for hetero men, to 'celebrate' our sexuality.

You're gay.

[Jaybeeishot]

jaybee I just got back from the pride festival I seen you there but you must of not heard me, anyways I was wonderin if we could hook up again, pm me. ha11ah

[JasonAnxious]

JayBee, you can not be serious. First off, I know about that shit between you and my good friend Abdulle, and I wanna say that it's kind of weird that you are 30 years old and seem to have a passion for getting into internet squabbles with 17 year old kids. Second, I'm not actually gay, I posted that because I wanted to make a point and hopefully change a few perspectives, but I'm flattered that you took the time to get my screen name and send me this: "JayBeeLNH: Wahddup gayboy" Homophobia is a disease, just like racism, anti-semitism or sexism and I can't speak for everyone on this board, but I don't tolerate any of that shit. Simple comments like calling someone a faggot are extremely derogatory and can lead to events like Columbine, or what happened to Matthew Sheppard. I don't want to get into a long internet battle with you like Abdulle did, so I'm going to leave it at this and let you embarass yourself with your own words, rather than using mine. I've never seen a 30 year old as immature as you, being outspoken and digging yourself into holes when arguing with two 17 year old kids. Good luck with your failed rap career and your invisible dent on the Minneapolis hip-hop scene.

PEACE. /O

[JayBeeHitIt]

You homosexual faggot. Why do you claim gay, but don't rep queers? That's ill, whitey.

Your buddy 'abdulle' uses gay terms much more than I.. dont hold double standards.

I think its cute that you hang out with '17 year old kids' and love them and want to back them up, but that kid is just another of a million faggots and you're right there with them. If you want to get froggy, come get it, faggot. You & abfulle can get beat the fuck down at the same time. The fuck outta here kiddo.

The fuck are you talking about 'rap career'? I'm an established bidnessmen, whitey.. I aint give a fuck about 'rapping'.. You aint got a clue, white. I'm not another one of your '17 year old male friends' that you invite to your beer parties and bang, punk ass kise... "dont play my shit when it drops" --- abdulle.. hahah .. silly canadian faggot. You're got a perfect match there homepiss. Go make some more of your movies for 10 people idiot. Get sliced.

[JayBeeHitIt]

PS - deal with facts, faggot.

#1 I'm in my 20s.

#2 I'm not homophobic in the slightest.

#3 I ain't give a squirt of my liquid-just-drank-90-brews-last-night-and-fucked-your-girl shit about what you tolerate and what you think you don't tolerate. I'll say this shit to your face all day long. The fuck outta here. Go talk big to someone you can deal with, homo.

[TRON FANON]

WOW! ignite that rap career folks! he's got street cred now...especially when he called another white person 'whitey'! way to appeal on the racism on this site! you go tough guy! that's a sure-fire way to be percieved as less joe dirt than snipah, and more black and 'hip', right? riiight...

keep the facade up...despite having no one left to convince...you've been exposed as a bitch, closeted homosexual AND paramount to all things, a complete neanderthal!

shit isn't on the DL anymore, the closet door has been wide open for a good minute, might as well walk on out, everyone knows what's up.

ps: don't start this 'i'll say it to your face' shit with nobody neither, gotti, that's some dead in the water tired shit...it's been 4 months since you made your first threat and are still nowhere to be found...i wonder what that implies? stating the facts: you have eluded every situation i was bored/gracious enough to set up, and you have yet to speak a WORD to my face...so quit trying to flirt on the internet, if you ever get done being shook by someone half your age or the mid-life crisis, you can hit me up at 301-0247, joe dirt (but you're as likely to make moves as a wall, right?)

keep up the act bubba sparxx, it always be a source of amusement, and always will be...damn, you brighten my darkest day...you're like Jerry Springer and Love-Line...i can never be depressed when i peep those joints, because no matter how bad i have it, i've got it better than mad heads, and no matter how bad i have it, i KNOW i'll have it better than your no-life having ass

good luck with the radio show no more than 10 people will listen to, dumb fuck...homeboys flicks have seen more eyes than bullshit you speak daily, so that's a damn shame...go puke in streets alone mcnasty filth, i see you have a very vibrant and beautiful life you are so proud of, which is why you are constantly on the internet starting squabbles with people, most of whom are half your age, and trying to prove yourself to people who could care less and fuck with this site for the comedy you provide, fool.

and i'm done...say the same shit you've been saying forever, and i will just chill and laugh at it...so, commence dipshit

[JayBeeHitIt]

you're the same faggot that said, 'I wont post anymore or read his posts'.. haha you canadian little faggot. Are you 17 like that faggot says?

You told me what COFFEE SHOP you'd be at. I went in there. You were not there.

Deal with reality faggot. I will let you know without a thought like taking a breath. It's nothing and you're nothing.

Eat more dicks. Mike Wad-Dick wants some I heard.

[JayBeeHitIt]

PS I just calt your new #.. left a msg. why aint you answered?

[TRON FANON]

wow...the fact that you searched my guys name and peeped his associates name, simply to make some 3rd grade remarks about it is genius...but i'm 'nothing', right? and you're the shit, right? riiight...

okay, one out of maybe 20 times, you showed up, after i had made pretty clear the time before that i'd tried to arrange a meeting that i wasn't interested in meeting up with you than, or any other time...because i realized what a pussy bitch you were...you couldn't meet me at fifth, my place, wilson, st. paul etcetera, etcetera...

that saturday, i was doing big things, while you were waiting to meet up with someone half your age to laugh at you...you're so cool

ps: keep talking stuff about 'canada', and go to toronto with that attitude, and i promise someone with more time on their hands will serve you what you're looking for

pps: i am 'nothing', but you're still dreaming about me...contradictions, contradictions...

ppps: you are a complete and absolute no-life...keep me laughing, because i swear upon everything, be it you or the substances i've consumed, you are absolutely HILARIOUS!

[TRON FANON]

i'm kicking it downstairs and having a good time, i don't feel like getting up there and answering the phone...

call me tomorrow dipshit...i'm too gone to arrange this comedy showcase, you should come holla at me earlier tomorrow at around maybe 4:15...then i'll be able to laugh at you and remember how much of a little bitch you were

so quickly say some dumb shit and make me laugh! i don't fuck with that phone-sex! quickly loser, quickly!

[JayBeeHitIt]

I love when you say you wont read my posts and then go on and on like this.

I will meet you at the 'fifth' whenever. I called your house, and what did you do? CRY.. "dont involve other ppl at my house"... haha.. you fucking joke. Then you tell me where you're going to be, I show up. Oooh, little Abby isn't there. AMAZING.

Realize you're my canadian little faggot toy, that's all. But if you want to get froggy, ha11ah at me son, you will get the fuck done. You and your white homosexual friends, faggot. The fuck back to canada, elmi. Dudes #1 shouldn't be named Ian.. #2 they shouldn't have hyphenated names like a bitch do.

Eat shit, beaded anus.

[TRON FANON]

that's the spirit, keep up the dumbshit jack-ass!
don't tell me about jason's associates, you're stabbing in the dark, although it's cool you have a crush on him enough to go searching his website for the information, you keep bringing up!

don't tell me you WILL meet me at fifth, the fact is YOU DIDN'T! and mad people from this site saw me there...i didn't tell you to call me house, i told you exactly where i'd be and when a million times, but you never came within miles, so it's funny as fuck you're still up to the same facade...there were people who lived with me then who didn't find your dumb shit as funny as i do and were going to make moves that your bitch ass would know alot about, and call the cops...i told you where i'd be, and you called my house knowing i WOULDN'T be there...what are you proving? after the millionth time of telling me you'll meet me at a certain place and you don't show, i'm sorry, but you didn't build much credibility, so i attended to more important affairs (which i made clear to you, so i'm not surprised you showed only after i made it clear i wouldn't be there)

i like it when you give me pet names and kick my last name (a compliment, it means science/knowledge...good look with the ignorance) as if you were my girl

i'm a 'lil' canadian faggot'...hmmm, you shouldn't be telling on yourself captain, you spilling the type of young prostitutes you've been ordering off the internet son, because you're knowing that shit don't apply to me, but you repeatedly refer to me (and others to whom it doesnt apply, with slight variation)...interesting

and toy? boy, you invented the word

ps: beaded anus...eat shit? like i said, don't be telling on yourself, what you do in your bed-room is your business and i know your boyfriend wouldn't like you sharing it like that.

i'm on the site tonight for amusement, and you are serving purpose flawlessly...kudos

[JayBeeHitIt]

You told me where you 'lived' but didn't tell me what apartment #. When I found out, I called to ax you to come on outside or tell me how to find it. You aint answered. so I left a msg. The result? You telling me, "yo they are going to call the cops on you! dont call again!!!"... haha you fucking fairy canadian faggot.

You are the one who has seen me in person when you had whatever faggotry beef you got with me, and didn't say a word. I still to this day dont know what you look like, but you've been next to me and aint said a fucking word. You faggot. Stop fronting.

If you want to keep running the mouth, let's meet up somewhere soon... how about in front of rarig where you have commented that you know where I"m going to be at certain times. Come on through son...

[TRON FANON]

man...weak excuses and everything

sometime soon...fuck that, tonight in front of rarig, if you so please...i'll be leaving the computer after this post, so it won't make sense for you to make another one, call me up and i'll confirm it, if you'd like...but i know you'll probably have some quaint-last minute excuse...so that's a trick request

i told you where i lived and not my apartment number, because i don't want to fuck you (sorry for the rejection, but i'm not attracted to you despite you being ridiculously attracted to me), and there's no reason for you to be there otherwise...you found it out through researching shit on me the little stalker groupie you are...

you called and left a message when you knew where to find me at that exact time and people from this site had seen me waiting and that i wasn't going to be home...pointless pussiness

what you don't seem to understand is that you're nothing but a source of amusement to me, and i don't give two shits about you other than to amuse the hell out of me...i saw you and laughed hysterically, and i wasn't exactly quiet or private about it...i even pointed whilst doing so, and you seemed pretty shook, but i HAVE NO BEEF! i call you out to hear you make more of an idiot of yourself better than anything i'd say could...you're the one making idle threats for a good 4 months, the beef is, in excess, your's and your's alone

i've set up meetings more than 20 times for the past 4 months, i've let you know my whereabouts and when i'd be there, like a straight bulletin, all out of the hope of accomodating you and have given good enough descriptions for other people from this site to recognize me, without me knowing them, or them knowing me, so either you're severely retarded, pussy or an unfortunate combination of the two...and you've even met me before, so it's funny that you try to play the contrary

no fronting at all, boy, you're a complete joke...and thank the Earth for your pitiful existance

ps: yes, 'lil' Canadian faggot fairy'...you just keep exposing your fantasies and dream-guy, and one day you'll find him, God-willing

pps: call me in about 10 minutes...i'll be expecting to hear from you, so don't post here, because i won't read it till the next time i need some amusement, and we'll meet up and i'll get to laugh at you some more tonight.

[JayBeeHitIt]

I'll be walking into rarig at 11:50am saturday. come on and see me.

Your 'whilst' langie is cute n all, faggot, but come with the real and get dealt with, thun.

Stupid ass little kid.

"dont play my shit when it drops!!!" --- a-fib

I 'luv' how you and your fag butties self-deg... idiots. "alib is garbage" is this faggots AIM name. And his queer butty (oh wait.. his buddy that says, :I'm gay!' then says, :I'm not really gay!" the next second [faggotry]) has the name 'jasonkise is gay'.. haha.. self deg = weak faggots.

I'll punk your jaw. Stop fucking typing and come see me. You been talking about you know where to find me - do it. I found where you lived - you cried, 'they'll call the cops!'. I showed up where you said you would be. You were nowhere to be found. THE FUCK UP, abfulle.

You remind me of one of my uncles.

[TRON FANON]

damn...you pussy bitch, that's a damn shame

now i went and got the plans ready for a little meeting, expecting your phone-call and you backed out like i knew you would...i give you too much benefit of the doubt

i never said i know where to find you, i don't care enough to research you you dip-shit...you're strictly amusement...i said you know where to find me, and you never try to, so that speaks for itself

stop fantasizing about me, macho

i'm not coming to rarig...you can come meet me right now instead of calling me for phone-sex, since on your message you did say you were trying to find out 'what the deal' (in his best Prodigy impersonation)...

usage of whilst indicates greater comprehension of the English language than someone who types in bites of NY-specific slang in a sorry attempt to shed his small-town insecure images

and know there is a difference between self-degredation and humility/security

you're a little bitch who is so homophobic and insecure, you give away your closeted homosexuality...my guy Jason got done with your moms and hasn't uttered half of your testosterone-fueled idiocy and he's HALF your age almost. i'm secure enough with my capabilities that i can afford to fuck with the humility of calling myself garbage...i've got nothing to prove to anyone

but 'jaybeehitit'? who are you trying to convince? it's been confirmed, you're overwhelmingly more homosexual than any openly gay man on Earth.

come on man...now this is tired
you hyped me up and cancelled, this is almost as bad as MOP...but i should have expected as much...i was all preparing accomodations and what not, i was all ready to welcome you...too bad...i can't believe i forgot what pussy you were

i'm a stupid ass little kid, but i've definately taken a hot steaming shit on you, so you've stooped down to formerly undiscovered levels of retardation...and if i remind you of one of your uncles, you must be one nasty incestuous fuck...i hope you don't come on to and try to cock-tease him like you do me....damn

post your number and we'll arrange something TONIGHT, or forever hold your peace...i'm done posting for now

[JayBeeHitIt]

You fradulent little faggot... I called you with my phone. As I have done before. You have my #. call that shit, abfulle.

Tell me what night this week you want to meet up in person and see what's real then. Stop fucking around, faggot.

aint you mr. s. mpls? Let's meet at painter park. Thursday night at the basketball court. Or else tell me an alternative (your lifestyle).

And fuck you and your hillbilly ass friends like 'gayson'. You punk ass. You remind me of my uncle.

[JayBeeHitIt]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by the artist formerly known as a-lib:
i never said i know where to find you, i don't care enough to research you you dip-shit...<hr></blockquote>

the artist formerly known as a-lib
Rock tha crowds
Member # 775
posted March 25, 2004 10:18 PM
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yup yup big guy...talk tough on the internet
but Cedar Riverside ain't too far from Rarig, boss...come holla

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Ahhhhhh, OK. So the story changes. Or maybe that wasn't you. Hahah.. you fradulent fuck. Stop the yip yappin and get dealt with punk faggot.

[TRON FANON]

wow! same old stupidity and bitch shit

tonight...drop the digits, i threw that shit out after you proved yourself a bitch once, and you're proving yourself a bitch again, so i guess there is no need...but come on!

tonight, come to 2224 11th Ave S., now! or post your number and i will arrange me laughing at you some more!

come on now...i never said i knew where to find you, other than your retarded-ass show, which is on a saturday; a day most people FOR SURE have better things to do...but you know where to find me whenever, especially right now! yet you back down when i pose the immediacy

it's not my beef, so i'm making no efforts to come find you...you know where and when to find me, but you persist in avoiding me

fraudulent bitch
you make me laugh myself shitless

[TRON FANON]

don't worry about jason...joe dirt, he really has nothing to do with it and if anyone is hillbilly, you would definately not wanna be pointing fingers...but whatever


i called your bluff
keep up the amusement, i'm done for tonight...peace

[JayBeeHitIt]

Elmi -

I'ma ha11ah at ya fam, white dude. Bet. Tell me how I have backed down? Stupid ass. Come speak that to me face to face little man - you will get dealt with.

Just keep paying your fan club dues and shit'll be gravy. Speak shit to me in person and find out thangs you already know, punk ass faggot. Go make some more friendship bracelets for your wayzata and canadian fam and get the fuck to bed, sellie.

[TRON FANON]

so you're telling me to tell you how you backed down when you're in the process of doing it again? wow...the irony

then you speak of fan clubs, but you're the one religiously responding to my posts (with nonsense bullshit, but responding nonetheless) and researching not only me, but a friend of mine and all of his associates? wow...the irony

then you blast on some insecure homophobic shit and give your homosexuality away, yet i'm a 'faggot'? wow...the irony

then you tell me to go make friendship bracelets with kids from wayzata, when that's where you're from/kick it at? wow...the irony

you're white and you call me, the blackest of black men, white? wow...the irony

the motherfucking irony...it's too perfect man
wow

i commend you on being the most backwards motherfucker in the history of humanity

and being an absolute riot once again...twas amusing

[JayBeeHitIt]

It's real simple. Let's throw bolos. You tell me when and where. I'll be there and will fly your fucking homo head.

[TRON FANON]

now and any of the three addresses i gave you were inadequate? hmmm...it is really simple, you are a complete pussy

oh...and bolos is a very nice touch

[bolo]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by the artist formerly known as a-lib:

oh...and bolos is a very nice touch<hr></blockquote>

Bolo?

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/bloodsportchunglii.jpg

[Kanye East]

Okay I got just one question who keeps an internet beef this long ? And posts until 4am ? And can I set it up for ya'll to fight? I'll put some $$$ up for the winner. Now you gotta love that !

[TRON FANON]

there is no beef on my part...it's one sided beef and amusement on the other

i guess i've been flogging a dead horse, but this shit is classic

so get off the don king shit, you have no fighters to promote, chief...i'm not interested, unless given a legitimate reason (which might ensue if he wasn't such a pussy and wouldn't come face me and talk half the shit he does) and he's not interested i guess because, despite being a large lanky fuck, he's empty as fuck inside and would still get dropped by someone smaller than him and couldn't suffer that final blow to his already non-existant pride

i was up at 4:30 am for another reason, i just decided to seek some jest in the most sure-fire way i know how...and judging by how my whole abdomen hurts from laughter, i'd say i got what i was looking for

so just shut the fuck up with all of that, 'arrange fight' shit that you and probably fifty other dumbfucks will get on...there is no beef, this is simple amusement...nothing will happen so go back to bed

it was all good fun

[Kanye East]

OK just one question if this is all for laughs and fun why are your post so angry and filled with obsenities(sp?)(JayBee's too)? Why would you post your number? Which I called to propose the arranging of the duel. I mean that sounds a like a little more than laughs to me. So I say let's all get paid. I'm sure the DU fam would pay ohh let's say $3 to see ya'll go at it. I'll have the strippers there for Carnage...drinks for LL and then ya'll could end this. I'll give ya'll a piece of the door too.

[Drea]

Have you two ever noticed how redundant your posts are? It's rather boring to read; didn't this happen oh say about two months ago?

[JasonAnxious]

The thing is, is JayBee would never go for that. Dude is 30 years old and somehow afraid to confront kids. I was with A-Lib last night when we called JayBee, gave him my cell number and the address that we were both at and invited him over to talk. It was hard to hear his incoherent faux-ebonic mumblings over the clacking of a keyboard in the background, but the jist of how he responded to our invitation was "I got you" and "y'all are faggots"
It breaks down like this, I am 17 and Abdulle is 18. JayBee is a 30 year old man with a failed life consisting of solitairy binge-drinking and hosting a mid-day hip-hop show on college radio who is too much of a bitch to confront or back-up the words he speaks to two kids.

His problem is not being a stereotypical and even cliched to a T closeted homosexual, because there is nothing wrong with that in the slightest. His problem is going onto message boards and channeling his insecurites through a keyboard in the form of starting pity arguments with young kids, obsessively gay-bashing in his posts and being under the assumption that he is black and can speak in Bronx ebonics and call other white people 'whitey'.

He has no life which is proven by the fact that he has done research on Abdulle (finding his first and last name) research on me (finding pictures from a photoseries I was in and finding my last name and screen name, IMing me telling me I was gay), researching the film company I work for (Atmospheric Entertainment) and insulting other 18 year olds who work there with elementary disses ("Eat more dicks. Mike Wad-Dick wants some I heard.")

I feel almost immature even responding to his shit, but I'm 17, I can indulge now and then, seeing as it is hillarious. JayBee, you have no excuse. You are in the midst of a serious identity crisis, trying to match wits with 17 year olds on the internet is no kind of life.

If you ever want to actually make it physical (which would truly only make you look worse), you've been given my address and you will be outspoken in that aspect too. I know you have my cell number now too, so don't ever call me and use my minutes unless you have the intention of setting up a meeting. And no, I will not drop what I'm doing to come meet you and the boys in blue at some obscure park in South Minneapolis. You obviously have time on your hands, so you're gonna have to bring it to me, unless the Phillips Neighborhood is too scary for you traverse in. You had the oppurtunity to come last night, you had a car and my address, and I know you weren't doing anything because you were arguing with Abdulle on this exact board right before we called you and we could hear you still typing over the phone. So if you truly 'got us', then bring it. Otherwise, shut the fuck up, stop your offensive self-repressed gay-bashing, quit starting fights with teenagers that you have no intent to finish and know that you can call us a bitch all you want, but the true bitch is the 30 year old man quivering on the phone before two kids and not take the oppurtunity he's been given to back up his words. That's all I have to say.

Peace and love.

[3K's_get_it?]

Hey yo, I heard there was a boxing ring at the hip-hop fest. . .i wonder what individuals will be man enough to step in and duke it out. I heard Toki and AD got beef. . .

[Kanye East]

Who are Toki & AD and do they rap,make beats what ?

[JayBeeHitIt]

Jason - the fuck little man. Get to your summer school classes, fix me up a fast food burger and stop talking to grown folks.

Your every word is a lie, except when you show your compassion for gays. What is with the 30-shit you two asslovers speak nonstop? I'm in my 20s.

On the phone, these two clowns were talking big things... a-lib saying he wanted to get physical.. now he says otherwise.. fucking faggot. "I got 20 people in this room all laughing at you (said multiple times). Come over right now!" Little fairy ass faggot.

Gayson stop telling me your age - anyone can get sliced. Nice name of your 'company', too.. Atmospheric Entertainment? Hahah.. get fucking real.

Go buy some new designer sandals and stop talking to real men. Neither of you little homos are worth a glob of my spit.

[naturalelement]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by JayBeeHitIt:

Your every word is a lie, except when you show your compassion for gays. What is with the 30-shit you two asslovers speak nonstop? I'm in my 20s.
<hr></blockquote>

i'm sorry, i ddn't wanna get in2 ths argumnt, but hahahhahaaaaa....thts some funny sht. grown folks, hhahhaaaahhhaaa...ths board has been boring, buts these commnts made me laugh. hard.

an really tho, i'm startn 2 wondr bout all the homo commnts...wht gives?? seriously tho, projecting?

finally, entrtainmnts bck on @ wrk. graemlins/lol.gif

[TRON FANON]

too bad we couldn't three-way the phone-call and record your bitchery...'twas quite the source of amusement...someone could have posted it on the 'mixtape jawns' page...that shit was too classic

congratulations big man...you served purpose and i would like to thank you for entertaining me in the high-quality manner that you did...you should consider comedy since that rap thing didn't work out for you...you'd do yourself well

so keep saying insignificant things, but live with the fact that you were plain and simply backed down (again!), spoke amazing ironies/contradictions and bombastic lies and got called on your front, but next time on the phone, take your foot out of your mouth before you say your dumbshit...it's not as funny if no one can understand what the fuck you are saying, bubba...

it was fun, big guy, but it's back to business for a bit...i guess till next time i need someone/thing to laugh at

[Kanye East]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by the artist formerly known as a-lib:
too bad we couldn't three-way the phone-call and record your bitchery...'twas quite the source of amusement...someone could have posted it on the 'mixtape jawns' page...that shit was too classic

congratulations big man...you served purpose and i would like to thank you for entertaining me in the high-quality manner that you did...you should consider comedy since that rap thing didn't work out for you...you'd do yourself well

so keep saying insignificant things, but live with the fact that you were plain and simply backed down (again!), spoke amazing ironies/contradictions and bombastic lies and got called on your front, but next time on the phone, take your foot out of your mouth before you say your dumbshit...it's not as funny if no one can understand what the fuck you are saying, bubba...

it was fun, big guy, but it's back to business for a bit...i guess till next time i need someone/thing to laugh at<hr></blockquote>


SO NO FIGHT ????
graemlins/fight.gif
Think about the money & girls you'll get with my promotion skills !!
Sleep on it

[TRON FANON]

ask your boyfriend Jaybee...if he wants it, he can find it

but he doesn't, and i'm not as interested in him as he is in me, unfortunately (not interested in the least), so unless he likes making idle threats and never acting on his cute words (which he does), than the answer is...(drumroll please)...


no.

[JayBeeHitIt]

abdulle "i'm not replying to him every again part 14" elmi

True faggotry. I didn't back down on shit you little faggot.

What is this all about anyway, canuck? Do you want me to be your big brother? Teach you how to get bitches? I'll help you out, but first you gotta lose your gay shoes and glasses and stop banging white dudes from the suburbs that are claiming 'Phillips' when they rest is 3 doors down from Ventura.

Lesson One, Abbi - "dont play my shit when it drops" is not a fresh comment. When is your shit dropping anyway, big man? Hahahahaha... little faggotass fool.

[TRON FANON]

hmmm...you're really tired

you're no longer of any relevance to anyone in the twin cities, and you were runnin' in a thin crowd before too...i've used you for my one and only interest; amusement...you're the biggest joke in the fucking world

you no-life having dipshit...you were backed down by a kid half your age, and clowned ridiculously...go pick up your pride and pounding your keyboard, you're killing me with fear joe dirt

so whether you keep this shit up, or not, i'm going to stay amused by your idiocy, but you won't bear relevance, so i don't know if it's worth your while ( i know you don't have a life and all...but damn, this shit is pushing it! ) you won't be changing my opinion anytime soon...but rather, if anything, affirming it moreso

you are;

-a bitch
-pussy
-a closeted homosexual
-insecure
-completely retarded
-a no-life having stalker/fan/groupie
-a hopeless failure
-a god damn pity

and you've proven these things better than anyone else ever could have

so keep this dumb shit up, and dig yourself deeper into a hole...but you are a pitiful soul and a god-damned riot so yeah

have fun faking the funk

oh and by the way 11th and Franklin is most definately Phillips and right across from the Phillips Community Center...you really know the city you try to rep don't you Edina? smooth moves dumb-fuck

[TRON FANON]

and i will take the liberty of boasting that when my shit drops, it will be noticed...lest i dwell in insignificance like your useless ass does...so don't worry about that

have fun with a college radio show no one listens to at the age of 30! way to shape the scene! hurry up with the name-dropping to make-up for the fact that you have no life and are completely insignificant...

[holla back]

jesus christ...

faggot fuck faggot faggot faggot eat a dick faggot fuck you faggot faggot faggot faggot faggotry eat a dick faggot faggot fuck you you fuckin faggots


if i had a dime for everytime jay bee said faggot...well you get the picture

[Captain]

seriously....u guys are STILL at it?

[Kanye East]

I don't why they won't take me up on my offer to set this thing up. Im sayin handle your bizness and get a little paper in your pocket at the same time. You gotta love that

[TRON FANON]

man...word
what is the point of asking such dumb motherfucking questions when y'all have been known the answers...i just got done saying there's nothing to still be at, you're boy is a worthless pussy, why do i gotta get one million more-'handle it/y'all still at it' shit...there's nothing to handle, there's nothing to still be at...there never was never will be...

so before y'all (and whoever else was planning to) come sideways to me with some dumb shit...refer to the previous posts

[imported_Dj_Pseudonym]

I would like to see an every (wo)man for themsevles DUnation over the top battle royal. We'd all be much happier people I think.
graemlins/peace.gif
-PSE

[Kanye East]

LETS SET IT UP...winner take all. graemlins/fight.gif

[holla back]

i say we set up a HELL IN A CELL match..only wy out is to incapacitate the opponent and climb over the top to victory

[JayBeeHitIt]

Abby.. just ask for help. I know you want to be me, and while that's not possible, I can teach you how to be a man. But, if you must throw out lies and b.s. cliches about me to make your teenage foreign fraud self feel better, keep on, I'll help you feel emotions.

Faggot ass.

[Mr. Grouchface]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by the artist formerly known as a-lib:
man...word
what is the point of asking such dumb motherfucking questions when y'all have been known the answers...i just got done saying there's nothing to still be at, you're boy is a worthless pussy, why do i gotta get one million more-'handle it/y'all still at it' shit...there's nothing to handle, there's nothing to still be at...there never was never will be...
<hr></blockquote>

no. you sound like the pussy now. man up ya friggin chicken.

graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/yell.gif graemlins/yes.gif

[TRON FANON]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Asbestos:


no. you sound like the pussy now. man up ya friggin chicken.

graemlins/yes.gif graemlins/yell.gif graemlins/yes.gif <hr></blockquote>

hmmmm...even after i've made overly accomodating efforts to set shit up a gang of times and i've got excuses leaning to the contrary...right, i'm so pussy!

i should man up and try to meet him give him mad addresses of places we could meet or where i'm staying/numbers where he can reach me and demand him to act on his half-witted words...wait, that's what i've been doing from day one!

hmmmm...faulty analysis foucault
now go to sleep kids

[JayBeeHitIt]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by the artist formerly known as a-lib:

i should man up and try to meet him give him mad addresses of places we could meet or where i'm staying/numbers where he can reach me and demand him to act on his half-witted words...wait, that's what i've been doing from day one!

hmmmm...faulty analysis foucault
now go to sleep kids<hr></blockquote>

^^^ LIES. You told me you would be at some fag ass coffee shop - I WENT there WHEN you SAID you would be there. No Abby present. Fucking lying ass faggot. Also, you gave me an address that was an apartment complex and didn't even tell me what jawn you stayed in - I found out, and I found out your phone #. YOU didn't tell me that shit, lyin king. Then, when I did call and say, "wahddup.. I'm calling to see if abby wants to box" you started crying and saying that the other people in the apartment were going to call the cops if I called back again.

Deal with facts, punk ass queer.

[3K's_get_it?]

Abdule. . .tsk tsk tsk. You know you need to leave this shit alone my brotha. How feeling after last night?! You stay up till free breakfast?

[TRON FANON]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by JayBeeHitIt:


^^^ LIES. You told me you would be at some fag ass coffee shop - I WENT there WHEN you SAID you would be there. No Abby present. Fucking lying ass faggot. Also, you gave me an address that was an apartment complex and didn't even tell me what jawn you stayed in - I found out, and I found out your phone #. YOU didn't tell me that shit, lyin king. Then, when I did call and say, "wahddup.. I'm calling to see if abby wants to box" you started crying and saying that the other people in the apartment were going to call the cops if I called back again.

Deal with facts, punk ass queer.<hr></blockquote>

full of shit pussy bitch...keep repeating the same retarded false scenarios...i justified not being at the coffee shop, I HAVE A LIFE, and being that you didn't show up ANY OF THE MAYBE 20 TIMES I SET UP A FIGHT, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE STUPID ENOUGH...so i lived my god damned life...i'm glad you're so much of a fan that you researched me, you no-life, butwhen you called me, you were fucking with people who had nothing to do with this and were not as amused by your dumb-shit as me, but when you were calling me, I WASN'T EVEN THERE AND YOU KNEW THAT! I WAS A THE MOTHERFUCKING FIFTH ELEMENT WHERE MAYBE 3/4 OTHER PEOPLE WHO POST ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD WHO I DON'T KNOW AND HADN'T MET BEFORE SAW ME, RECOGNIZED ME FROM A CROWD AND SAID WHAT UP...these are the facts you no-life having bitch

but keep on backing down...hit the keyboard as hard as you can, because i can see you don't want it with me...but don't ever try to front...that shit is beyond hilarious...shit if i had as little of a life as you, i'd be able to track the posts and follow the same dumb shit excuses you keep putting out you pussy...damn

whatever whatever...you know where to find me and how...if you were interested motherfucker

---

adam...more like free dinner, i'll hit your cell...

[JayBeeHitIt]

Name a park in South minneapolis and a time. Monday we can meet. Name it.

I will go there and beat your fucking head in. Extreme Fighting, of course. It's a sport. If you want to participate in the sport, name the park. Name it, abby.

[TRON FANON]

how retarded are you? how many times do you wanna run through this?

fuck a park and fuck you
I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING LIFE

i don't give two shits about your no-life having ass so there's no motherfucking way in hell i'm taking time out of my schedule to come parlay with your bitch ass (as if you'd show without the cops). you know where and when to find me, so since you've got all the beef, bbq it with me or just go to sleep...typing is not gangster


don't repeat the same old dumb shit, joe dirt, you only digging yourself into a hole with all that shit

[JayBeeHitIt]

abdulle - if you have no time and want to keep saying I'm 'backing down' when in reality I showed up when you said you'd be somewhere and you were a no show, then why the fuck dont you have time to throw bolos you little faggot?

Fuck you. You lost and you will pay the cost.

[TRON FANON]

you showed up one out of twenty times

tough guy...that's not a good track record

and the only reason i was there is because of your history of NOT showing up

the other night you were bumping your gums (and keyboard) about how you wanted to get into it...just last week...i arranged for it to be handled immediately and you were quoting Scarface and making the same idle threats AND STILL TYPING!

you are a pussy bitch

case in point

[JayBeeHitIt]

Twenty times? Nah son that was the first.

You told me your address, I found it as not your full address. I found out the real shit, called the place, said lets box, and you replied with 'ppl are going to call the coppers on you'.. hahah you little lying bitch.

Then you tell me some fag ass coffee shop.. so what do I do? SHOW UP. There I was. You fradulent little faggot.

Again, name a park in South minneapolis for Monday night and we can fucking brawl.

[TRON FANON]

here is a quick breakdown of only a couple of the many places i informed you of that i told you i'd be at and described specifically and asked you to meet me there that you backed down from;

-wilson library
-black student union in coffman (with the specific room)
fifth element
-a specific ass address in st. paul with a number for directions and the added factor of me offering to pay your broke wanna-ball ass the gas money (not implying that i'm of any particular financial opulance or anything, so don't try and play that)
-Dinkytowner

and all of these times you backed down with some weak excuses while continuing to blow gas on the internet...=you are a pussy bitch

i didn't give you my apartment number because you're not a chick i called over to get down with...i don't know why you got it twisted like that

i didn't give you my phone number because i live with people who didn't need to be involved (and it's funny that the only time you even called it was a time that you were ABSOLUTELY conscious of the fact i wouldn't be there to answer it and you know exactly where to find me if you actually had any intention of manning up and saying anything to my face)...

this being the case, i even told you what times i would be coming in and out of the house or where i actually would be if you wanted to find me since i wouldn't be there for the majority of the time and so you didn't have to wait...which i find to be ridiculously accomodating

but being that you are a straight up groupie/fan and a complete loser with no life, you went and researched me for useless information and are now trying to use that as something to you look like a big man?

for real? graemlins/lol.gif (and for real, these shits are cheasy as hell, but it most accurately represents how hysterical i find this shit to be)

please bubba sparxx...who are you trying to play?
you are a bitch and everyone knows it, including yourself

look at yourself? you're a failed 30 year old having a mid-life crisis, no-life having, closeted homosexual suffering from a mad identity crisis whose whole existance serves as simple amusement for someone half his motherfucking age...woops

i even gave you addresses and places you and numbers to reach me and you can get to me at mad places if you want to, instead you type idle threats on the internet saying you're going to do shit you have no intention of doing being that you are such a pussy bitch...

face the facts: i am laughing my ass off at the very thought of you...what the fuck are you going to do? absolutely nothing...

you pokemon ass motherfucker....YOU'RE A COMPLETE JOKE! know this

now go to sleep...you tired bitch, it's been hilarious

[tampon]

yeah its about time yall really met up. you've been going at it for months get it over with set up a meeting for next week now. otherwise proclaim yourself "the toughest thing to hit the net since spam blocker."

[JayBeeHitIt]

Abby - stop lying.

Where tomorrow do you want to meet and box? Name the spot. Fuck all your little lies and b.s. - "LET'S GIT IT ON"

[SonRa]

A Lib do you wanna box J? Cuz it seems like the places you wanna meet at are places where people dont box. Look I dont support violence in any way, but if yall are gonna take it to that level do it, and get it over with. Talk to each othere other then this internet bicker. A Lib if you are down to brawl meet him at a park not the hall. And if you didnt wanna fight cool. "If someone hates you, they only win if you hate them back" Alib-dont know you. JayBee-friend. this is none of my biz but yall should bomb and/or move on. I think you both agree that there is much more relevance to or lives then beef.

[TRON FANON]

if you knew most of these areas, you'd know there's a relatively deserted indescrete enclosed area to box nearby each of them...i have tried to accomodate your friend infinite amounts of times, but he doesn't want it...nothing can be put on me after i've gone to the lengths i have to give him a chance to act on his words!

i don't care enough to want to box him...i don't make idle threats, but i will react to a gassed buffoon in my direct vicinity in whatever way i felt like reacting...i'm calling his ass up to laugh at him

i know this doods steez...there's no way i'm gonna meet him in no goddamn park, so when his cop friends pounce on me, i'll be way the fuck out of my way and won't be able to argue against what would seem like a clear motive to fight

he can find me whenever if he wants to act...BUT HE DOES NOT! you all presuppose that one thing, and that's where you're mistaken

YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT JAYBEE IS A COMPLETE BITCH!

so that's why you have to expect him to not want to get down and man up-you should peep the fear in this bitch on the phone...damn

so all of you can keep up with insignificant analysis...i really don't care

this shit will serve as amusement until it stops being funny and the next season of chappelle show comes on...

[SonRa]

hope that show starts sooner than later then. if something was more insignificant than any analysis given it would be the confrontation itself. thats all. peace

[dust]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by the artist formerly known as a-lib:

I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING LIFE

<hr></blockquote>

you aint gotta lie to kick it.

ZING POW

[JayBeeHitIt]

a-fib why do you and your 'boys' call my phone screaming, "pussy bitch, pussy bitch! come over!" if you dont want to box.

Stop the fucking lies and let's git it the fuck on you queer.

Don't cry one second about 'i'm only a teenager i'm half your age, blah blah shit' then the next saying you've invited me to places where you're down to box. Motherfaggot, I'll knock ya jaw out the fucking socket - ha11ah at me.

Stop the lies, though, whiteDulle.

[headphonestatic]

Originally posted by the artist formerly known as a-lib:

"and the only reason i was there is because of your history of NOT showing up"

from that it kinda sounds like you were hoping he wasn't gonna show up...not to get involved in your e-beef tho jus pointing it out

[ July 05, 2004: Message edited by: h3aDpHon3 sTaTiC ]</p>

[Tunnelrat]

Am I the only one that thinks this entire confrontation is stupid? This is some school yard shit. Everybody knows that BJ likes to start shit on the site. Why give him the pleasure of your attention? Love isn't the opposite of hate, apithy is. If you truly hate him than he won't be worth your time. He's trying to feel like he's got shit over you Lib can't you see that shit? Obviously he's just trying to use this whole situation to make himself feel better. If this dude feels the need to be bumpin his gums about you and he barely knows you, he's got issues.

[JayBeeHitIt]

^^^ What is apithy? You're a bright one, arentcha?

[TRON FANON]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by h3aDpHon3 sTaTiC:
Originally posted by the artist formerly known as a-lib:

"and the only reason i was there is because of your history of NOT showing up"

from that it kinda sounds like you were hoping he wasn't gonna show up...not to get involved in your e-beef tho jus pointing it out

[ July 05, 2004: Message edited by: h3aDpHon3 sTaTiC ]<hr></blockquote>

i meant wasn't there...
----
but uh...jaybitch, arentcha isn't much of a word either

oh and by the way, refer to the thread jason started, you've been exposed beyond repair now

go to sleep, you need it bitch

i'm laughing myself to tears this shit is so hilarious

hit 'em high tough-guy!
just pound that keyboard a little harder and i'll definately kill my absolute disregard and comical contempt of your bitch ass!

[JayBeeHitIt]

definately? Are you using the computer only for homework again, A-fib? It doesn't appear that you are enough.

Wednesday or Thursday night, name the park.

[TRON FANON]

actually i am at this particular point in time, way to try to get at me with that retarded shit at the wrong time, you fucking peon...i'm getting paid to do research, mongrel

i'm not naming no park, give that facade up...

wednesday or thursday you taking a break from your DL handball dates?

don't worry boss, it's obvious to everyone you're a bitch and don't want none, don't start situations you're not trying to get into...we've run around this circle too many times bitch

[JayBeeHitIt]

The only circles being run are you saying you'll be at places, then not showing up, and you saying what a tough little man you are (ps dont talk to me about getting paid - you dont know SHIT about getting paid, little man), but then always unwilling to meet up and handle shit. Fucking toy ass punk.

[TRON FANON]

except how it's completely the other way around...and you have any and all addresses and phone numbers you need to meet me at this very moment, as well as the fact that both myself (20 times) and jason have set up meetings for which you sure as fuck didn't show up for but barked like the bitch you are all about how you were going to...

"woof-woof" says jaybitch

keep the laughter coming

[JayBeeHitIt]

a-fib - stop lying. Wednesday or Thursday night. If those don't work out for you, name another date and time. I'll make it work. Stop playing games, lying ass little bitch. The fuck back to canada.

[TRON FANON]

oh...and please teach me about getting paid oh 30 year old college radio employee...yes, please do teach me about getting paid...

clocking them dollars and can't afford a ride out to meet me?

i got the gas money, bitch don't worry

just keep the laughs coming

[JayBeeHitIt]

Again - stop with the lies pansy.
#1 - I'm in my 20s
#2 - I don't work for college radio.

Don't worry, a-fib, I got tools that can bring your small mind back down to reality. Bring it.

[TRON FANON]

yes...it is i who is full of lies and is pansy

when in actuality, it was you who has been spewing bullshit from day one and still are

yes you've got the tools to bring my 'small' mind back to reality, your comedy keeps me grounded to the truth

thanks jaybitch

[JayBeeHitIt]

Name one lie I've spewed. You can't.

Everything you say is a lie.

"slid to my feet, through my hands to the sky / shaked him then I faked him then I caught him in the eye"

[JayBeeHitIt]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by JayBeeHitIt:
Name one lie I've spewed. You can't.

Nearly everything you say is a lie.

"slid to my feet, threw my hands to the sky / shaked him then I faked him then I caught him in the eye"<hr></blockquote>

[TRON FANON]

"I'm not white"
"I'm not gay"
"I haven't backed down"
"I'm not pussy"
"I'm going to kick your ass"
"I'll meet you anywhere anytime"

...what e-mail do i send the rest of the list to, i don't wanna flood the message boards anymore than i already have with this comedy

[JayBeeHitIt]

LIES! Bring that shit in the physical gimp.

[TRON FANON]

okay...boss, you're sounding hella hard now...

you can come to middlebrook or the address jason provided a gang of times

otherwise...keep up the comedy

[JayBeeHitIt]

Shuttup or fight.

[TRON FANON]

i'm laughing myself to sleep you jackass

come on with your bullshit

[JayBeeHitIt]

Glady - tell me when and where, chief.

[McBain]

I think you all are a bunch of faggot ass bitch ass pussy's that go running to and cry to their mommas when they get paper cuts. Be REAL MEN like McBain and fight.

I'll get Duffman to sponser the event.

[TRON FANON]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by JayBeeHitIt:
Glady - tell me when and where, chief.<hr></blockquote>

glady? uh...

you've been known when and where, and you've been not showing up, why repeat the routine, you still have the addresses and phone numbers...why front?

oh comedy of legendary proportions