Emily
2003-03-14, 09:42 AM
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time,
11:00 AM Pacific, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate support for all American women.
And since the Taliban also do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The United States Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS EFFORT!
11:00 AM Pacific, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate support for all American women.
And since the Taliban also do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The United States Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS EFFORT!